Alt-Right Leader Alex Jones Remains Calm After Hillary Threatens to Murder Him and His Jewish Family

There’s Alex Jones!

That’s my Alex Jones!

The leader of the Alt-Right – Alex Jones!

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Man guys, I gotta take a nap.

I’m burned out.

It’s been a long week. All this Alt-Right media madness has worn me out. I think it may have been designed to make everyone in the Alt-Right think the term “Alt-Right” is annoying, after having heard it so many times inside a week.

I’m gonna take a nap, then wake up, then drink half a bottle of vodka, then go back to sleep again.

When I wake up, I’ll be fresh again, and ready to do a more comprehensive round-up of all of this madness. I’m also going to define the Alt-Right, as I am the actual authority on the topic because I am the publisher of the world’s most-visited Alt-Right website.