I’m been writing bitter screeds for a week or so now. Decided to skip it. It’s not going for anything. Bitterness is for loss. If there’s nothing to be saved, there’s nothing to be lost. I do not mean some “all is dust in the…
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Are the Jews Right About the Goyim?
Don’t worry, friends. These Israel-trained masked military people on your streets are here to save the Aryan Race. I disagree with the “alternative media” a lot. I explain why they’re wrong. I’m virtually always right. If I was wrong, people would tell me. When the…
Jews Deliver a Gay and Retarded New World Order for Fat People and Women
Everyone is getting to know this new kind of government system we have recently been gifted. Some seem to like it, apparently purely as a result of a kind of BDSM fetishism, wherein an individual enjoys being stomped on and having their dog shot. Others…
Please Enjoy the Delicious Taste of Boot
It seems that many are enjoying the delicious taste of boot, which they have a joyful time licking. Personally, I was concerned that people would not enjoy the fact that the ICE raids are a gigantic performance, and that they could not possibly lead to…
Tucker Ratholes Matt Walsh, Smokes Him Out, Hounds Him, Tickles Him, Strokes His Goat
Matt Walsh can’t reject an invitation by Tucker Carlson. He also can’t take a legitimate position on the Jews and Israel, because he works for Little Benny the Big Man. It’s a funny situation for Tucker, because he can just call this guy up whenever…
Yes, Sir. I am, Unfortunately, Still Alive.
I shouldn’t publish headlines like that. I’m in no way suicidal. And I don’t want to be “suicided.” Although I will say. This might be too doxy, but I’ll say it because I just asked the robot and this could have happened in any number…
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! First and foremost, I am thankful that I can publish a Thanksgiving article on a Sunday. Most people do not have the experience of working for 4,244 days straight, without a single day off. The last 288 days have shown what sort…
Serious Internet Person™ (Including May-May Posting)
Just let it happen. Don’t fear. Here’s the deal, my folksy folks: meme articles are the most popular articles. So now I’m slipping stuff I think is important into meme articles. Of course, you can click “page down” a few times if you don’t care…
Memetic [INSERT DAY]: The Road to Victory
It’s meme time, friends. But first, the promised preview of what is to come next week, when you will get some serious analysis, which is going to hold up very well. I am in high confidence mode. Tucker-Vance Showdown ’28 Preview Section I promised to…
I am Once Again Asking for Your Support, While Also Laying Some Groundwork for My Tucker-Vance-Fuentes Analysis
Editor’s Note: This is an e-begging post. However, it also contains the first segment of my Tucker Carlson-Jim Bowman-Nick Fuentes 2028 analysis preview, which I think you will enjoy. If you are seriously poor, you can skip the e-begging section. The Tucker section is clearly…
Jews Prevent Kook Theory of Iranian-Venezuelan Joint Terrorism in Mexico, Provide No Evidence or Explanation
After two years of unparalleled war and slaughter, during which the Jews have committed the worst crimes ever recorded, they continue to disturb the peace through the spread of pernicious rumors. Times of Israel : Mexican authorities, with assistance from the United States and Israeli…
Megyno Monday: Babylon Bee Kike Threatens to Assassinate America’s Top Hoe
Editor’s Note: Due to a steep decline in the popularity of memes, and the consistently rising popularity of Megyn [sic] Kelly, this publication is being forced to change “Memetic Monday” to “Megyno Monday.” This is a sad day for the Stormer, but we simply cannot…
Fifty-Year Mortgage? Is This a Joke?
Introduction (Unrelated to Main Article Content) The development of my TV show is at a bit of a standstill as I await my dear partner to acquire better internet access. We will begin doing a fake podcast soon, as I practice my ability to speak…
Memetic Monday: Delivered on Time, As Always
(NOTE: This was literally ready on Monday. I swear I posted it. It was somehow unposted…! I have another article ready to post now and am just noticing this was not posted. Obviously, the main site is on the backburner of my brain presently. But…
Why is Trump Creating All of This Chaos? Is It a Conspiracy?
Firstly, this is apparently real: President Trump was booed by the crowd at the Lions-Commanders NFL game. Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/ouXVfwpz4T — AF Post (@AFpost) November 10, 2025 I saw that posted on Twitter, and thought it was edited. I mean, that is a long, long…
Venezuela Menaced by Rapidly Declining Old Coot Trump
After taking a short break from slaughtering the peoples of the Near East, the peace-loving US Ultra-Zionist War Regime has turned its sights upon Venezuela, for the crime of violating the democratic principles of who we are. As is well known, human rights democracy is…
Memetic Monday: Tuesday Night Special Irredeemably Tainted Edition (Formerly: PLACEHOLDER: MEMES COMING SOON)
SERIOUS WARNING: THIS HAS NOW BEEN UPDATED WITH REAL MEMES. MY ADVICE IS TO SCROLL THROUGH ALL OF THE TEXT. IT’S TOTAL GARBAGE. ONLY READ IT IF YOU ARE REALLY REALLY INTO MY WRITING PROBLEMS. EVEN THEN I DON’T ACTUALLY RECOMMEND IT. I HAVEN’T READ…
Memetic Monday: How About I Cream Your Crops, Homo?
These memes today might not be the cream of the crops. But I have never thought crops should really be very creamy anyway. Whenever I heard that phrase, I imagined like, a Dairy Queen Blizzard flavored by wheat. Does that sound delicious to you, my…
Astroturf Bonanza: Double-Talking Kook Nick Fuentes Continues Flooding Internet with Lies and Gibberish
Following the death of Charlie Kirk, all sorts of weird things are going on. It has “rallied the MAGA base” in a depraved manner, similar to the way the nation was rallied after 9/11. Clearly, this was intended by the administration, which has worked with…
I’m Working on All the Stuff
Look. I know I need to post more. Here’s the deal: I’ve become as monomaniacal about my new project as I was with the Daily Stormer during the best times of the Daily Stormer. I am writing a lot. A lot lot. I am figuring…




















