Don’t worry, friends. These Israel-trained masked military people on your streets are here to save the Aryan Race. I disagree with the “alternative media” a lot. I explain why they’re wrong. I’m virtually always right. If I was wrong, people would tell me. When the…
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Please Enjoy the Delicious Taste of Boot
It seems that many are enjoying the delicious taste of boot, which they have a joyful time licking. Personally, I was concerned that people would not enjoy the fact that the ICE raids are a gigantic performance, and that they could not possibly lead to…
Tucker Ratholes Matt Walsh, Smokes Him Out, Hounds Him, Tickles Him, Strokes His Goat
Matt Walsh can’t reject an invitation by Tucker Carlson. He also can’t take a legitimate position on the Jews and Israel, because he works for Little Benny the Big Man. It’s a funny situation for Tucker, because he can just call this guy up whenever…
Megyno Monday: Babylon Bee Kike Threatens to Assassinate America’s Top Hoe
Editor’s Note: Due to a steep decline in the popularity of memes, and the consistently rising popularity of Megyn [sic] Kelly, this publication is being forced to change “Memetic Monday” to “Megyno Monday.” This is a sad day for the Stormer, but we simply cannot…
Fifty-Year Mortgage? Is This a Joke?
Introduction (Unrelated to Main Article Content) The development of my TV show is at a bit of a standstill as I await my dear partner to acquire better internet access. We will begin doing a fake podcast soon, as I practice my ability to speak…
Why is Trump Creating All of This Chaos? Is It a Conspiracy?
Firstly, this is apparently real: President Trump was booed by the crowd at the Lions-Commanders NFL game. Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/ouXVfwpz4T — AF Post (@AFpost) November 10, 2025 I saw that posted on Twitter, and thought it was edited. I mean, that is a long, long…
Venezuela Menaced by Rapidly Declining Old Coot Trump
After taking a short break from slaughtering the peoples of the Near East, the peace-loving US Ultra-Zionist War Regime has turned its sights upon Venezuela, for the crime of violating the democratic principles of who we are. As is well known, human rights democracy is…
Definitive Proof Charlie Kirk Assassination was AI Deepfake
WARNING TO READERS: This woman is all of us right now. pic.twitter.com/FvokMU0asV — Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) September 10, 2025 Honestly, I’m really bored of this Charlie Kirk situation. I want to watch the Tucker Carlson interview with Sam Altman and write about that. I…
Jeez, You’d Have Thought They Assassinated Bob Hope
Look, guys. I’m not going to recant anything about saying Charlie Kirk is a shitbag and I don’t really care he’s dead. I never said he deserved it, or that killing people is good, or whatever. But I just really don’t understand what the difference…
Charlie Kirk May Have Lost His Status as “One of the Most Men Alive,” But Will be Remembered as an Evil Villain
No wonder the shooter missed his face Apparently, seeing some guy get shot in the neck is traumatizing for many people. I don’t really know why, given the level of desensitization we’ve all experienced. I mean, it really seems kinda nuts, the fact that this…
Homosexual Rights Activists Panic After Genocide Promoter Charlie Kirk’s Neck Gets Blown Open
At first I was like: HAND up ✋if you think Marco Rubio is by far the best Secretary Of State America has ever had. pic.twitter.com/hw9NA1TGhg — ᶠᵃⁿ Charlie Kirk (@CharlieK_news) September 9, 2025 But then a few hours later, I was just like: Mass immigration…
BREAKING: Epstein was Walking on the Wild Side, Went Full Jungle Mode
Jeffrey Epstein pictured in 2003, recruiting hoes for his Mossad sex ring So-called “survivors” of Jeffrey Epstein’s prostitution ring, AKA former professional hookers who are looking for a payday because their sugar daddy turned out to be a Mossad agent and it was a big…
Burning Gay Flags is Not Illegal, These People are Just Lying
Personally, I’m on team “Burn them all.” I mentioned it yesterday, but I didn’t realize the extent to which conservative are claiming that it is illegal to burn the gay flag. It is definitely not illegal to burn a gay flag. All these cases they…
It’s Just a Fact That Tucker is the Next Leader of MAGA (That is Descriptive Not Prescriptive)
I published a late article about Tucker Carlson being the de facto leader of MAGA after Tucker Carlson got a bunch of backlash. The article was two weeks old, and wasn’t finished. I just published it in the middle of a drama mostly to upset…
“Epstein Client List” is an Unhelpful Bit of Terminology and Presumably a Misnomer
A trove of sex tapes has been confirmed by government officials, but the “client list” is a conspiracy theory. You see how they do these games with words? Eyyyy. Reporting on Epstein again. The Trump implosion and the Tucker Carlson “everyone in Washington knows America…
Okay, I Understand the MAGA Normie Obsession with Epstein Now
Donald Trump, pictured with the normal number of fingers showing a new type of gun to his supporters who won’t shut up about Epstein I wrote a way too long thing about the Trump-Epstein drama yesterday. People said it was too long, I thought it…
President Celebrates Daily Storrmer 12 Year Anniversary by Dropping Antisemitic Slur
The Big Man Donald might be going to fuck us worse than anyone has ever been fucked. It’s not totally clear yet. I don’t really see a way it won’t happen. I mean he’s got us on third base on the Iran war. The Big…
President Celebrates Daily Stormer 12-Year Anniversary by Dropping Antisemitic Slur
The Big Man Donald might be going to fuck us worse than anyone has ever been fucked. It’s not totally clear yet. I don’t really see a way it won’t happen. I mean he’s got us on third base on the Iran war. The Big…
I Hadn’t Seen This Ronald Reagan “Diversity is Our Greatest Strength” Speech
Ronald Reagan on why immigrants make America great: “You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone,…
Anyone Who Doesn’t Celebrate July 4 Because the US is Gay and Jewish is a Fag
I’ve been seeing some chitter-chatter about how “maybe we shouldn’t celebrate Independence Day anymore because the US is a gay country run by Jews.” I am totally opposed to this thinking, and think anyone following through on this kind of threat is a complete fag.…


















