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Are the Jews Right About the Goyim?

Don’t worry, friends. These Israel-trained masked military people on your streets are here to save the Aryan Race. I disagree with the “alternative media” a lot. I explain why they’re wrong. I’m virtually always right. If I was wrong, people would tell me. When the…

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Please Enjoy the Delicious Taste of Boot

It seems that many are enjoying the delicious taste of boot, which they have a joyful time licking. Personally, I was concerned that people would not enjoy the fact that the ICE raids are a gigantic performance, and that they could not possibly lead to…

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Fifty-Year Mortgage? Is This a Joke?

Introduction (Unrelated to Main Article Content) The development of my TV show is at a bit of a standstill as I await my dear partner to acquire better internet access. We will begin doing a fake podcast soon, as I practice my ability to speak…

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Venezuela Menaced by Rapidly Declining Old Coot Trump

After taking a short break from slaughtering the peoples of the Near East, the peace-loving US Ultra-Zionist War Regime has turned its sights upon Venezuela, for the crime of violating the democratic principles of who we are. As is well known, human rights democracy is…

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Definitive Proof Charlie Kirk Assassination was AI Deepfake

WARNING TO READERS: This woman is all of us right now. pic.twitter.com/FvokMU0asV — Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) September 10, 2025 Honestly, I’m really bored of this Charlie Kirk situation. I want to watch the Tucker Carlson interview with Sam Altman and write about that. I…

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Jeez, You’d Have Thought They Assassinated Bob Hope

Look, guys. I’m not going to recant anything about saying Charlie Kirk is a shitbag and I don’t really care he’s dead. I never said he deserved it, or that killing people is good, or whatever. But I just really don’t understand what the difference…

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