I’m been writing bitter screeds for a week or so now. Decided to skip it. It’s not going for anything. Bitterness is for loss. If there’s nothing to be saved, there’s nothing to be lost. I do not mean some “all is dust in the…
Everyone is getting to know this new kind of government system we have recently been gifted. Some seem to like it, apparently purely as a result of a kind of BDSM fetishism, wherein an individual enjoys being stomped on and having their dog shot. Others…
I shouldn’t publish headlines like that. I’m in no way suicidal. And I don’t want to be “suicided.” Although I will say. This might be too doxy, but I’ll say it because I just asked the robot and this could have happened in any number…
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! First and foremost, I am thankful that I can publish a Thanksgiving article on a Sunday. Most people do not have the experience of working for 4,244 days straight, without a single day off. The last 288 days have shown what sort…
Just let it happen. Don’t fear. Here’s the deal, my folksy folks: meme articles are the most popular articles. So now I’m slipping stuff I think is important into meme articles. Of course, you can click “page down” a few times if you don’t care…
(NOTE: This was literally ready on Monday. I swear I posted it. It was somehow unposted…! I have another article ready to post now and am just noticing this was not posted. Obviously, the main site is on the backburner of my brain presently. But…
SERIOUS WARNING: THIS HAS NOW BEEN UPDATED WITH REAL MEMES. MY ADVICE IS TO SCROLL THROUGH ALL OF THE TEXT. IT’S TOTAL GARBAGE. ONLY READ IT IF YOU ARE REALLY REALLY INTO MY WRITING PROBLEMS. EVEN THEN I DON’T ACTUALLY RECOMMEND IT. I HAVEN’T READ…
These memes today might not be the cream of the crops. But I have never thought crops should really be very creamy anyway. Whenever I heard that phrase, I imagined like, a Dairy Queen Blizzard flavored by wheat. Does that sound delicious to you, my…
Following the death of Charlie Kirk, all sorts of weird things are going on. It has “rallied the MAGA base” in a depraved manner, similar to the way the nation was rallied after 9/11. Clearly, this was intended by the administration, which has worked with…
At this point, you probably think “oh jeez it’s been a long time since Anglin published something, why isn’t he doing the thing about the Charlie Kirk neck thing proving the whole thing was fake? He must be going through it to miss out on…
Yesterday’s piece was primarily about the “far right” pushing all of these mainstream narratives, but I am going to, probably on Monday, go through and show that it is the entire right doing all of these things they complained for like, a decade about the…
When Charlie Kirk died last Wednesday, I saw people having complete meltdowns, and felt it was my job to be the voice of reason. This came across as crass at the time, as people were really full of emotion at the time. If you were…
Everyone is trying to play the victim after Charlie Kirk’s assassination. But if you really think about it, I’m the biggest victim of this sitaution. I’m expected to write something meaningful about a completely meaningless tragedy and it’s basically impossible. People have complained about my…
This September 11th, Tucker Carlson will be releasing a documentary series about the mysterious attacks of November 9, 2001, commonly known as “nine eleven.” These attacks, you might recall, happened 24 years ago, and involved Jews blowing up buildings in New York City, which is…
I’ve been eating massive amounts of cheese lately. And I’ve been dealing with the skin problems that go along with it. I am in fact on the verge of turning into some type of Cronenbergian monstrosity as a result of the amount of cheese I…
On time in Thailand, however many years ago, I was listening to a young lady complain about Chinese people. I had some sympathy to her complaints, as Chinese tourists can be overbearing. On the whole, they spend so much money, it is hardly fair to…
Actions have consequences. Burn the American flag, disrespect our nation, incite violence: ONE YEAR IN JAIL. No excuses. pic.twitter.com/mEBgJL6CNn — The White House (@WhiteHouse) August 25, 2025 Donald Trump this week overrode the Supreme Court, declaring by executive order that it is illegal to burn…
“Know thyself” is the most famous maxim of all philosophy. Having accomplished this goal, I have found it to be a very bad idea. Allow me to explain my knowledge of myself: I am a machine with a first layer of programming that goes “seek…
Author’s Note: I wrote this on July 21 and didn’t publish it because I meant to finish it. I never did finish it. It is being published unfinished so as not to waste it. I am aware of the recent big drama around Tucker, which…
It’s unclear to me whether Mr. Trump is refusing to release the Epstein files because Bibi Netanyahu told him not to or because he’s implicated in sex, potentially with so-called “miners.” What is clear is that he is “crashing out” over this issue. These are…
