If you’re wondering where all this smoke is coming from, look no further than the “Great Canadian Car Fire.”
Canadians have a tradition of setting cars on fire, and it has now gotten completely out of control:
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— Nefes ❤️ 🇹🇷 🇷🇺 🇮🇷 🇨🇳 ❤️ (@sonbahar1938) July 2, 2023
This practice is unethical and wrong, but Trudeau gives the same answer he gives for murdering all those innocent whales: “it’s a vibrant part of first people traditions.”
It makes me sick.
That Trudeau is just a dumb, idiot liberal.
I’m joking, of course. That clip is obviously from the Ukraine war, where autocratic Russians staged an human rights atrocity against a parking lot. He’s genociding the cars so he can harvest their catalytic converters and sell them to black people.
The old man next store can’t speak, but I showed him the video and he has a message for Putin and his thugs:
The Russia thing is exactly what I want to talk about today. Or rather: I want to talk about another big, northern country that the Ukrainians could have a lot more success fighting a war against, and which
The US government wanted to send the Ukrainians to fight a war somewhere, so they had them pick a fight with Russia. That seems reasonable enough – Ukraine is right next to Russia (in fact, it used to be a part of Russia), and Russians hate our freedoms.
However, at this point, it would seem reasonable to deploy “Zelensky’s Heroes” – a gaggle of Jewish neo-Nazis – to invade Canada.
Frankly, the Russia thing is not really going very good. Russia is too big and powerful of a country to fight with a ragtag band of lovable scamps. Canada, on the other hand, is a very shitty country occupied by fags, and it would be very easy for a neo-Nazi group to deploy and actually win.
I wasn’t going to write about the smoke, because anyone in America doesn’t need to hear about it. I skipped it the first time, but now it’s back and I have to say: it is time for a regime change in Canada.
This is a total outrage.
Protip: global warming is a hoax. Seriously. I think people don’t understand what I mean: it is completely fake. They thought they could get away with it because ice core samples from Antartica show that the earth is in the process of warming, due to a natural cycle of the sun. Exactly like they blamed coronavirus for something that was already happening – the flu – they could blame cars and cows for slight temperature rises and do whatever kind of bullshit they want to do. But it really just hasn’t been warming at all.
The Canada forest fires are not because of global warming. Forests all naturally burn. This is not controversial. Everyone knows that forests replenish themselves with fire every once in a while.
Seriously, I can’t believe you didn’t know this.
There is a whole Wikipedia page on it:
Fire ecology is a scientific discipline concerned with natural processes involving fire in an ecosystem and the ecological effects, the interactions between fire and the abiotic and biotic components of an ecosystem, and the role as an ecosystem process. Many ecosystems, particularly prairie, savanna, chaparral and coniferous forests, have evolved with fire as an essential contributor to habitat vitality and renewal. Many plant species in fire-affected environments use fire to germinate, establish, or to reproduce. Wildfire suppression not only endangers these species, but also the animals that depend upon them.
There’s even a “Canada” section:
In Canada, forests cover about 10% of the land area and yet harbor 70% of the country’s bird and terrestrial mammal species. Natural fire regimes are important in maintaining a diverse assemblage of vertebrate species in up to twelve different forest types in British Columbia. Different species have adapted to exploit the different stages of succession, regrowth and habitat change that occurs following an episode of burning, such as downed trees and debris. The characteristics of the initial fire, such as its size and intensity, cause the habitat to evolve differentially afterwards and influence how vertebrate species are able to use the burned areas. The change in forest fire intensity over time has been studied for the period since 1600 in an area of central British Columbia and is consistent with fire suppression since regulation was introduced.
It is amazing you people believed that this smoke is all in the air because you don’t eat bugs yet and still haven’t saved up enough for a Tesla.
That is like, the stupidest lie ever. It’s almost dumber than “the Ukraine is going to win a war against Russia” or “coronavirus is exactly like the flu and has the exact same fatality rate – except that you lose your sense of smell, so it’s actually a different and totally new virus.”
Of course, this is the modern era, so we humans can stop fires from starting, because they cause us problems. You have to do “forest management,” and physically remove debris – mostly big logs – from the forest if you don’t want them to eventually burn.
The reason these fires are so huge now is that Canada has been putting them out and not letting the natural process occur.
The USDA has a lot of information about this:
For years, catastrophic wildfires have threatened forests throughout the country. Wildfires have increased in both size and severity, and with them the risks to communities, natural resources, and firefighter safety.
Trees, grass, and shrubs, whether in vast wilderness areas or in the landscaping around our homes, can all fuel wildfires. Even green trees and brush can burn as quickly as dead, dry branches when stressed by drought, disease, or overcrowding.
Active management can promote healthy vegetation, change the way wildfire moves across a landscape, or reintroduce fire as part of the natural ecosystem. Working with states, tribes, and other partners in Shared Stewardship (PDF, 3.6 MB), the Forest Service tries to mitigate the risk of catastrophic wildfire by actively managing the landscape and the fuels upon it. By increasing the spacing between trees and bushes and removing dead and fallen vegetation, we can create a better chance for healthy trees and plants to withstand a wildfire.
It’s really a lot less complicated than some voodoo about eating bugs to please the weather gods. It’s not a secret at all, but somehow, the media doesn’t mention that Canada could have very easily prevented this debacle by removing the debris. If you increase spacing, as the paper says, you don’t need to remove debris at the same rate.
You either do that, or you stop putting them out and just let them burn naturally when they happen. You can’t keep putting them out and letting all that debris build up – or you eventually get what we have now.
Canada should be taken to task.
Imagine a world…
Headline: “World War Erupts as Biden’s Gaffe Reveals Secret Plan for Forestry Regime Change in Canada!”
Hold onto your hats, folks, because things just got even more mind-boggling! In a shocking revelation that could shake the very foundation of international relations, The Daily Stormer uncovers a scandalous twist in the already explosive story of the United States, Ukraine, and Canada teetering on the edge of war. Get ready for the gaffe that exposed a clandestine mission for forestry regime change!
As the United States Army and Ukraine form their unholy alliance to invade Canada, it turns out there’s more to the story than meets the eye. Our insiders have revealed a jaw-dropping motive behind this audacious plan – Canada’s forestry management. And at the heart of it all is none other than a diamond dealing rabbi who’s just been released from prison!
Yes, you read that right. This diamond dealing rabbi, known for his eccentricities and unorthodox ideas, has concocted a revolutionary forestry technique that promises to stop the wildfires ravaging Canada’s vast forests. It’s a daring concept that has captured the attention of influential figures within the U.S. government, including President Joe Biden himself.
During a crucial press conference, President Biden, known for his occasional verbal slips, accidentally spilled the beans on the true purpose of the invasion. In a moment of unguarded candor, he mentioned the diamond dealing rabbi’s name and revealed that the goal of the war is not just conquest, but rather a daring regime change to implement the rabbi’s revolutionary forestry style.
The implications of this revelation are staggering. As tensions escalate, questions arise about the legality, ethics, and hidden agendas behind the operation. Is this diamond dealing rabbi truly the savior of Canada’s forests, or is there a darker, more sinister plot at play? And what will this mean for the already fragile relationship between the United States, Ukraine, and Canada?
World leaders are left reeling, desperately trying to make sense of this bewildering turn of events. Environmental activists, conspiracy theorists, and curious citizens alike clamor for answers. Can the diamond dealing rabbi’s unorthodox forestry methods really put an end to the devastating fires? Will regime change in Canada lead to a new era of forestry management?
The world holds its breath as these extraordinary revelations reshape the narrative surrounding the impending conflict. The Daily Stormer will stop at nothing to uncover the truth behind this shocking twist and keep you informed every step of the way. Stay tuned as we peel back the layers of this baffling saga and expose the hidden secrets driving the march to war!
