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Papa John Removed From His Own Office! AN OUTRAGE!

Poor Papa John. When he attacked me on Twitter, I thought it was funny that I got him fired as CEO during the whole NFL “Kneeling Nubian” scandal thingie. The statements made on our earnings call were describing the factors that impact our business and…

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Miami: 71-Year-Old Man Stopped from Burning Up Jews

Now, the interesting thing about this is: he appears to have become a Nazi because of his exposure to Jewish landlords. He did not, according to my read of this, hate Jewish landlords because he was a Nazi. Everyone in the world hates Jewish landlords,…

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Hannity’s Post-Summit Interview with Trump

Trump really is a machine, man. Three summits in a row, does interviews. Flies home. Gonna be on Tucker tonight. He’s 71 and eats McDonald’s three times a week. It’s like he’s possessed by the Holy Spirit. Great interview with Hannity. Hannity has been unleashed.…

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Memetic Monday: Graphics Worth Groping

It’s Monday. The Romans gave this day its name: diēs Lūnae, or “day of the Moon.” wtf i love mondays now In modern times, we honor Mondays with our memes – because we can. Well, okay: when I say “we,” I’m referring to a certain…

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