I tried to talk to a vegetable once, but he just punched my eyelids and smoked my cigarette. Then he raped angel faced banana and cut her head off with a shovel. Then he denied Sandy Hook. I don’t trust vegetables one bit, and I…
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Palestinians Have a “Right of Resistance,” George Washington University’s Medical School Says
#WATCH : GWU faculty ignore Hamas atrocities, defend attack on Israel: ‘Right of resistance’ “Israel rightly can claim self-defense, but I also want to note here that Hamas and the Palestinians also have a right of resistance,” – Michael Barnett, a professor of international… pic.twitter.com/U349sypXbG…
New Hampshire: 23-Year-Old Trainee Nurse Goes Into Cardiac Arrest While Learning About Cardiac Arrest
We talk a lot about God as an artist, but we shouldn’t forget His sense of humor. No, I mean, it’s morbid. I don’t want to imply God thinks it’s funny to give sweet Chinese girls cardiac arrest. She looks like a nice girl. I’m…
Memetic Monday: No, I Won’t be Condemning Hamas. But I’d be Happy to Wish You a Merry Christmas.
Niggas who showed up this morning was like Late late late. Whatever. Everybody checks it on Tuesday anyway. I don’t even know what I did today. I mean on the computer. I remember this other thing I did and it was awesome. The cops haven’t…
Memetic Monday: No, I Won’t be Condemning Hamas. But I
Niggas who showed up this morning was like Late late late. Whatever. Everybody checks it on Tuesday anyway. I don’t even know what I did today. I mean on the computer. I remember this other thing I did and it was awesome. The cops haven’t…
Gaza: WHO Says Jews Attacked 449 Healthcare Facilities
“As I have said repeatedly, I deplore the barbaric and unjustifiable attacks by Hamas on Israel on the 7th of October, which killed more than 1200 people. I am appalled by reports of gender-based violence during the attacks, and by the mistreatment of hostages. I…
California: Government Demands Millions From Moving Company for Not Hiring Old People
These people will carry your boxes or die trying Hadn’t seen the “age discrimination” pop off yet. I wonder if I can sue high school girls for not having sex with me? That’s not funny. I mean, it is funny. But it’s just the same…
Brute Teen Basketball Player Beats Coach for Benching Him
Ohhhh shit. Elvis nailed it on this one. Dayyyyyum. God bless Bing. When I finally get my award, I’m going to be like “I want to thank my mom, I want to thank Jesus, I want to thank Microsoft for helping me make all those…
Blinken Says Hamas Trained Bears and Eagles to Rape Jew Women
Secretary of State @SecBlinken tells @jaketapper that “the sexual violence that we saw on October 7 is beyond anything that I have seen.” pic.twitter.com/tvSOLLVgiN — State of the Union (@CNNSOTU) December 10, 2023 Getting the US Secretary of State to come out behind this rape…
Alex Jones: “Most Censored Man” Does Publicity Tour on World’s Biggest Platforms
Okay, well. This is nothing like what I wanted. I mean, it’s funny, but the censorship and the roulette wheel nature of BING is really starting to get to me. There is no reason it shouldn’t look like I want it to look. It has…
Pro-Palestine Protesters Demand America Stops Funding Israel in Biden LA Fundraiser
NOW: Protesters surround cars of attendees of Biden’s campaign fundraiser set to raise millions in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles chanting “ceasefire now!” pic.twitter.com/fmfv2yng4u — BreakThrough News (@BTnewsroom) December 9, 2023 GENOCIDE JOE NOT WELCOME IN LOS ANGELES Protestors have gathered at Holmby Park to protest…
Poll Says 20% of Americans Aged 18-29 Believe the Holocaust is a Myth
The real headline is “80% of young Americans believe nonsense gibberish about how Jews were gassed in fake shower rooms and turned into lampshades and soap by Adolf Hitler.” Washington Free Beacon : One in five young Americans say that the Holocaust is a myth,…
Jews Drive Truck With Hoax “Hamas Rape” Messages Around Vice City
Naama Levy is the centerpiece of Israel’s “Hamas rape” propaganda campaign and yet, even in the publication of Bari Weiss, her mother does not claim Hamas sexually abused her She also obscures the fact Naama was an active soldier on base at Nahal Oz enforcing…
Israel Says If World Doesn’t Organize to Defend Jews from Houthi Rebels, Then Israel Will
BREAKING: ⚡Yemen’s Houthis: “We will target any ship entering or leaving Israeli ports regardless of country of origin” The Houthi from Yemen has announced tonight during a Statement that due to the “Success” of their recent Campaign to Destroy and Disrupt the Transit of… pic.twitter.com/xs5OHsGXzs…
Haaretz Says 61% of People Killed by Israeli Airstrikes in Gaza Were Civilians
So, 39% were “Hamas terrorists”? Yeah, okay, Jew. Sure Jew. That’s really a super believable number, Jew. The Guardian : The aerial bombing campaign by Israel in Gaza is the most indiscriminate in terms of civilian casualties in recent years, a study published by an…
Global Crisis as Chinamen Squirt Water at Pinoys!
We have seen the face of evil and we will not let it threaten the values of our democracy The islands belong to China. Their historical claim is coherent, but it’s ultimately irrelevant, as the reason they belong to China is that China is the…
Fairytale of New York Performed at Shane MacGowan’s Funeral Without Canceling the Word “Faggot”
Shane MacGowan’s funeral happened at the St. Mary of the Rosary Church in Dublin on Friday. Glen Hansard and Lisa O’Neill did a rendition of “Fairytale of New York.” God bless them for not dropping the word “faggot” from the song. I thought they might…
“Dial-It-In” Sunday is Here Again!
I sure wish that satyr didn’t have an arm coming out of his face. But this is just too perfect otherwise. We really need something where we can highlight the one messed up part of the image and have it re-rendered. Also, Joker’s robes are…
Yipper and Altman Agree About the Threat of People Who Are Against Murdering Children
Elon Musk needs to be put on fucking Seroquel. He comes out with the single most aggressive “antisemitic” statements I’ve heard from a major public figure in my lifetime (excluding I guess Pat Buchanan, maybe someone else), saying that the Jews organize against white people,…
Tucker is Considering Being Donald Trump’s Running Mate
Tucker Carlson: 30 years younger than Donald Trump, and has about the same amount of excess fat. This is what I wanted for so long. Now I’m just grumbling grumpily. I don’t know if I changed or the world did. I do know that Tucker…












