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Don’t Badger Your Family

You’re lucky you’re not at my Thanksgiving. We’re talking about the Jews, but we’re all drunk, smoking two cigarettes and once, gritting our teeth, men are doing cocaine and pointing guns at each other, everything feels inexplicably thick and damp, a guy calls for hookers…

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BRICS: India Tells Israel to Deescalate

India is one of the last true friends of the blood-drinking Jews. Ostensibly, this is because of various economic deals they have, but the reality is that they have these deals because India feels close to Israel in that they are anti-Moslem. The Modi government…

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Roast of Frank Sinatra (1978)

In some sense, America died with Frank Sinatra. In the above video, a roast of Frank Sinatra in 1978 is hosted by Dean Martin. It’s everything I think about when I think about “classic Americana.” It’s white men in suits, drinking and smoking. There are…

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Blink-182’s New Album and the Hermeneutics of AI Suspicion

As a millennial, I felt some obligation to listen to the new Blink-182 album when it was released. Fascinatingly, I found some serious realizations about our dawning robot future while subjecting myself to this horrible record. Blink-182 was a defining band of the millennials generation.…

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UN Visits Gaza Hospital, Says It’s a Death Zone

“It’s basically not a hospital anymore, and that poses some very difficult questions.” @DominicWaghorn reports after the WHO described al Shifa hospital in the war-ravaged Gaza Strip as a “death zone” with a “desperate” situation inside. 🔗 https://t.co/iKQqQyKkpq 📺 Sky 501 pic.twitter.com/YcM8kzsWvA — Sky News…

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Memetic Monday: Total Meltdown

Hello my dear personal friends, each of whom I have a meaningful parasocial relationship with. Good day to you all. There was some misunderstanding about dates, which was probably my fault, though my in fact have been someone else’s fault. It was a bit of…

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