Meanwhile, in Israel… This whole time, I somehow totally forgot to reference the Rabbinical religious directive to “burn out the seed of Amalek.” People don’t even know about the Jews, bro. This is from Chabad.org: Jews have a stated religious directive to commit genocide. They…
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Welsh Government to Add 50% Female Quota for Parliament Candidates, Count Trannies as Women
I was confused about this for a minute. Fifty percent women? Total confusion. The I realized: “Oh, they’re counting trannies, so I guess men can just dress up like women to fill the gap.” Wales Online : Transgender people would be counted as belonging to…
Trump is on Trial for Fraud, I Guess? Is Anyone Even Following This?
I can’t keep track of this gibberish. It’s exhausting to even think about the tedious nature of this attempted political crucifixion. Normally, a hated political figure would be exiled, publicly executed, pushed out of a window (with a police cover-up saying he jumped), killed in…
Spain: Number of Invaders in the Canary Islands Breaks Previous Record
Refugees from the brutal Syrian civil war in west Africa You knows, we have to keep reporting the immigration stuff. But it’s, you know, it’s filler, right? Filler. The Guardian : Nearly 32,000 men, women and children have reached the Canary Islands by boat so…
Memetic Monday: Doomed to a Life of Happiness
Illness Revelations be like Okay, so. Yeah, I mean. Literally, huh? So Anglin. Today is mostly filler I guess, but there are memes. A couple, at least. SPOILER : this is the best one: Ran out of memes from normal sources so I had to…
Invaders Refuse Money to Leave New York City, Determined to Stay There to Enrich It
We all thought it was racist to not want to live around immigrants. It turns out, it’s fine as long as you have an excuse, such as “these people are savage animals.” It’s unclear why the people of Columbus, Ohio were not able to use…
Invaders Refuse Money to Leave New York City, Determined to Continue Enriching It
We all thought it was racist to not want to live around immigrants. It turns out, it’s fine as long as you have an excuse, such as “these people are savage animals.” It’s unclear why the people of Columbus, Ohio were not able to use…
Freedom March: Daily Stormer Seems Snappy as Anglin Declares Continued Revelations
We had a bit of downtime yesterday. I’m thinking we’re back. I’m gonna post a satire thing I did, then go back to sleep for a bit. I had a long weekend. Only Tor readers could see the site yesterday, so if you’re not on…
Citing War in Israel, Florida Governor DeSantis Suspends Habeas Corpus, Begins Mass Arrests
Citing the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas, Governor Ron DeSantis has suspended habeas corpus in Florida and begun the mass arrest of federal and state officials accused of being sympathetic to Hamas. The move drew praise from fellow Republicans, while being condemned by several…
40% of People Killed by Israel in Gaza are Children, UN Warns
See: No Legs Faggot Republican Says No One in Palestine is Innocent Wait – everyone already knew this, right? Israel supporters are baby murderers. Supporting Israel, supporting the US funding Israel, is no different than if you’re standing on the street watching some guy dressed…
You’re Lucky If You’re Even Reading This
The Illness Revelations are a Magic Mystery Tour you go on without taking acid. It’s coming to take you away. After a quiet period through the entire month of October, we are again having issues keeping the site up. Basically, you should be able to…
UK: Freedom Officially Dead After Gimp Man Banned from Wearing Gimp Suit, Wriggling on the Ground
The man has to pay compensations to his “victims” It’s rare that it’s hard to tell the difference between what is “pure mommyism” and what is “yeah, okay, I guess people shouldn’t be doing that.” Part of me says a man has a right to…
The Guy Who Invented Daylight Savings Should be Thrown Off a Speeding Double-Decker Bus
Seriously, this time change bullshit is worse than the Jews. You can’t change the time. The time is the time. You can pretend the time is different, but that doesn’t do anything but cause mass confusion. This has to stop. No one deserves to spend…
Satellite Images of Gaza Show More Than 1,000 Craters, Hospitals and Schools Destroyed
NEW from me: A Guardian analysis of satellite imagery of northern Gaza in the aftermath of heavy bombardments show more than 1,000 craters visible within 10 sq km. One residential area 0.5km sq has been bombed over 100 times. #Israel #Gaza https://t.co/iyCmr9Yg4t — Dr. Manisha…
Joe Biden is Committing a Genocide. That’s Not an Opinion. It’s Incontrovertible Fact.
What do you call the mass murder of innocent people because of their race? There’s a word for it. “Joe Biden is committing a genocide” is not an opinion. It’s a statement of objective fact, which cannot be disputed by any means other than mass…
It Makes Me Wish I was Dead
SCREENSHOT FOR POSTERITY. THAT ACCOUNT MIGHT GET ELON’D BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY IS A MAGA ACCOUNT. PLEASE SEE EMBEDDED TWEET BELOW – JUST SCROLL DOWN, YOU CAN’T MISS IT. Previously: HAPPENING: Tens of Thousands March on White House Screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR – FUCK JOE BIDEN” This…
HAPPENING: Tens of Thousands March on White House Screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR – FUCK JOE BIDEN”
Excuse me * Anglin then pauses to try to think of a word other than “bitch” for a woman, because he is always respectful to women who cover their hair* excuse me, lass, but you seem to have missed the recent updates to the pro-Palestinian…
Russian City Faces Outbreak of Snow Penises
I think we need to inquire as to the Vice-Mayor of Ekaterinburg’s relationship with his wife. Who is wearing the pants there, Vice-Mayor? The reasonable thing for a masculine male leader to do in the case of an outbreak of snow penises is to endorse…
Police Investigating NJ High School Boys Who Used AI to Generate Nudes of Female Classmates
A NJ community is trying to protect their kids after AI-generated fake nude images of real students spread around a school. MORE: https://t.co/twmUinxK3A #MorningInAmerica pic.twitter.com/E7ce0uEWdI — NewsNation (@NewsNation) November 3, 2023 WHERE IS THE CRIME??? This is an absolute outrage. You can’t regulate AI, faggots.…
Police Investigating NJ High School Boys Using AI to Generate Nudes of Female Classmates
A NJ community is trying to protect their kids after AI-generated fake nude images of real students spread around a school. MORE: https://t.co/twmUinxK3A #MorningInAmerica pic.twitter.com/E7ce0uEWdI — NewsNation (@NewsNation) November 3, 2023 WHERE IS THE CRIME??? This is an absolute outrage. You can’t regulate AI, faggots.…













