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Memetic Monday: Doomed to a Life of Happiness

Illness Revelations be like Okay, so. Yeah, I mean. Literally, huh? So Anglin. Today is mostly filler I guess, but there are memes. A couple, at least. SPOILER : this is the best one: Ran out of memes from normal sources so I had to…

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40% of People Killed by Israel in Gaza are Children, UN Warns

See: No Legs Faggot Republican Says No One in Palestine is Innocent Wait – everyone already knew this, right? Israel supporters are baby murderers. Supporting Israel, supporting the US funding Israel, is no different than if you’re standing on the street watching some guy dressed…

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You’re Lucky If You’re Even Reading This

The Illness Revelations are a Magic Mystery Tour you go on without taking acid. It’s coming to take you away. After a quiet period through the entire month of October, we are again having issues keeping the site up. Basically, you should be able to…

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It Makes Me Wish I was Dead

SCREENSHOT FOR POSTERITY. THAT ACCOUNT MIGHT GET ELON’D BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY IS A MAGA ACCOUNT. PLEASE SEE EMBEDDED TWEET BELOW – JUST SCROLL DOWN, YOU CAN’T MISS IT. Previously: HAPPENING: Tens of Thousands March on White House Screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR – FUCK JOE BIDEN” This…

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Russian City Faces Outbreak of Snow Penises

I think we need to inquire as to the Vice-Mayor of Ekaterinburg’s relationship with his wife. Who is wearing the pants there, Vice-Mayor? The reasonable thing for a masculine male leader to do in the case of an outbreak of snow penises is to endorse…

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