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Shut the Fuck Up About the Holocaust, Blinken

Anthony Blinken’s rock career went south when he vomited river water up on the audience in Boise. That’s why he was forced to become the Secretary of State. It’s too much. I’m sorry. I had to drop an f-bomb in the headline. We cannot continue…

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Homeless People Suing Portland for Banning Being Homeless During the Day

Literally wtf Portland …. pic.twitter.com/p794KLxvCA — Wtfportland (@Wtfportland1) September 21, 2023 pic.twitter.com/demNuKHY9L — Wtfportland (@Wtfportland1) September 6, 2023 Breaking: The Portland Police are investigating numerous suspected fentanyl overdoses of children that occurred in the last three months. The children who died are as young as…

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Some of This Shit I Write is Really Good

Mood: “overworked nasty gentleman smoking” For some reason, I came across this article this morning: Ice Cream is So Good, Millennial Faggot. Have You Considered Suicide? I read it and I was like “damn, brah – this shit fire.” Conversely, much of the stuff on…

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Paris City Hall Finally Talking About Invasion of Bloodsucking Insects

France is launching a battle plan against an invasion of bedbugs. They’re popping up in large numbers on public transportation, in movie theaters & hospitals. The blood-sucking insects have been spotted in the Paris metro & at Paris’s Charles-de-Gaulle Airport pic.twitter.com/epzm6dlgYB — delthia ricks 🔬…

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