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France Starts Fund for Embassies to Promote Anal Rights

The number one purpose of a country’s foreign policy is to promote gay anal fisting all over the world. Finally, countries are realizing this, and taking very serious action. France 24 : Foreign Minister Catherine Colonna made the announcement at the 15th anniversary of an…

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Toxic Chemicals Found Everywhere are Giving Cancer to Women

We hear all of this bullshit about how much the government cares about women. However, somehow, they don’t seem to care about all these chemicals in the environment that are giving women all of these different cancers. They would rather spend their “environmentalism” budget on…

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Starfield is a Really Bad Game

Going into Starfield, I was fully ready for a ridiculously woke experience. I think we all knew that was coming, and that’s just whatever. There’s nothing much to say about the fact that virtually every NPC in the game is nonwhite, and that they seem…

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South Carolina: F-35 Crashes, Vanishes Into the Ether

The F-35 crashed due to a failed landing. Fortunately, the driver survived. Let’s see the end. pic.twitter.com/NS7rpretgl — Aldrich (@observer888888) September 18, 2023 The most advanced vehicle ever created by humankind. Serious country, by the way. Greatest military ever, run by very adult-like individuals. WCIV…

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Memetic Monday: The Never-Ending Cycle of Mondays

Holy shit, is it Monday again? Why does this keep happening? It’s just an eternal cycle that never ends. Whatever. That’s the way the cookie crumbles. Just gotta roll with it. Here’s my Editor’s Pick of the Week: And the Runner-Up: I like that one…

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