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Italy: Giorgia Meloni Says Italy Needs Migrants…

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH. This bitch was elected on claims she was going to stop migrants! She quadrupled them, then started going apeshit about wanting to kill Putin! This is the funniest thing. You are so stupid for electing a woman. When has this ever worked??? The Telegraph…

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Coming Soon: Philadelphia’s First Fat People Convention

This obese non-binary streetshitter is gonna be the keynote speaker There’s nothing wrong with being a fat, worthless piece of shit. Sure, you’ll die young and in agony after having contributed nothing at all to society, but there is nothing wrong with that. After all:…

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Brandon Finally Cured Cancer

JUST IN: President Joe Biden has officially cured cancer according to President Joe Biden. What an amazing day for people all around the world 🎉 “I said I’d cure cancer they looked at me like, why cancer? Because we can!” “We ended cancer as we…

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Hohols Vow to Continue Terrorist Bombings of Crimea

Terrorism: it’s the winner’s way. But don’t tell that to the Scandinavians who are burning all these Korans. RT : Ukrainian Defense Minister Aleksey Reznikov has pledged to continue attacking Russian targets in Crimea, including the Crimean Bridge, saying the strikes will reduce Moscow’s capacity…

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