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Southern Baptists Banish Churches with Vaginal Pastors

I generally do not think anything of American protestants. Pat Robertson died recently, and I meant to write a disdainful eulogy about how this guy used people’s affinity for family values to push Zionism. I didn’t get around to writing it, because I guess I…

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This Brandon Bribery Scandal is Some Kind of Hit Job

Chuck Grassley is no more of a serious person than Joe Biden. But all of the sudden Chuck’s got the documents on Joe’s corruption? And the whole media is reporting the story with a straight-face? WATCH: Senator Cruz DESTROYS the Deputy Director of the FBI…

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White Women Switch Out Leopard Dildos for F-16 Dildos

Dutch Defense Minister Kajsa Ollongren (“Defense Minister” is a euphemism for “Minister of War.” Virtually ever European country now has a woman running their war efforts.) In a harrowing turn of events, white women the world over have switched out their Leopard-shaped dildos for dildos…

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