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Zelensky Loses His Phone in the Car in Berlin

During Zelensky’s ongoing (and potentially never-ending) world tour, he’s basically been behaving like a 40-year-old version of Joe Biden. The man does not have it together. Have you ever been sober and left your phone in a taxi? I’ve never done it drunk, but this…

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Memetic Monday: Bigger. Faster. Funner.

Hello again, dearest friends. We’ve all been feeling like this for a couple days: That really… sums up all of the emotions I’ve been dealing with. But don’t worry. We’re moving on to something even more bizarre and hilarious. The fun was all gone from…

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Erdogan Delivers Victory Speech (Obviously)

There was never any doubt. I didn’t even bother reporting on the Turkish election, because the claiming that there was a possibility of Erdogan losing was just trump-up nonsense from the Jewish media. RT : President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has addressed a huge crowd of…

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Daniel Penny’s Legal Defense Fund Raises $2 Million

Daniel Penny, the hero who stands accused of manslaughter for accidentally suffocating a rampaging negro he was subduing, has raised nearly $2 million dollars for his legal defense on GiveSendGo in just a few days. I was wringing my hands wondering if I should promote…

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Migrants from Over 100 Countries Heading to America

Nobody voted for this! What about the Ukrainian border! They won’t enforce the law! Other talking points! New York Post : Migrants from around the world remained determined Saturday to continue their journey through Mexico to the United States , even as the government has…

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