Oh, the Anal Empire is sinking into hell? No one could have predicted this. RT : The dominant global role of the US can no longer be guaranteed as the country is witnessing a time of change “that comes along a couple of times a…
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China to Roll Out Self-Driving Taxis With Robotic Arms by 2025
Didi’s robotaxi concept car Didi Neuron China is a serious country. America is a gay, faggot joke. Reuters : Chinese ride-hailing giant Didi Global said on Thursday that it is working with Chinese carmakers to develop its own robotaxis, which it aims to put into…
Whole Foods Shuts Down Biggest Store in San Francisco a Year After Opening It
You can’t have nice things. Because of black people. More specifically, you can’t have nice things because the cops won’t stop black people from committing crimes, because that would be racist. CNN : An enormous Whole Foods in downtown San Francisco that opened just last…
Watch: White Security Guard Punches Aggressive Black Woman After She Demands “Reparations”
Target security guard punches customer in the face after he demanded ‘reparations’ https://t.co/Zi1r1kHApI pic.twitter.com/s6y85bQotv — New York Post (@nypost) April 12, 2023 A Target security guard punched a Black woman after he claimed she aggressively demanded her 1K grocery bill be paid with reparations because…
Thousands Flee Toxic Chemicals from Burning Indiana Plastic Recycling Plant
US replaced auto plants in Indiana and Ohio with plastic plants. Here is a “plastic recycling” plant in Indiana set ablaze releasing black toxic smoke into the air felt and visible from 10s of miles away. A crumbling empire taking its own people down. https://t.co/4kGOLx1ydD…
Pentagon Leak Lists Almost 100 NATO Special Forces Operators in the Ukraine
NATO maintains 97 special forces personnel in Ukraine, including 50 British, 14 Americans, and 15 French forces, amid the war in the country, secret US military documents leaked online have revealed. https://t.co/UlM98XRxZc — Press TV (@PressTV) April 12, 2023 Frankly, this is likely a very…
New Zealand Government Makes History by Having “Gender Parity”
Remember when your history was being written by important stuff? Stuff like winning wars, putting a man on the moon (allegedly), curing diseases, high economic growth, building some really innovative bridge, that sort of stuff? Well, we’re not doing those things anymore, and we probably…
Macron Vows to Piss in the Face of Globalism (Everyone Knows He Won’t Do Shit)
Yeah, well, I hate to tell you this, but Macron makes these sweeping declarations and then buckles like a cheap… buckle. Of the people on earth who do not have spines, Macron is in the top 3. RT : Paris is an ally and not…
How in the Heck was I Not Aware of This 2021 Modest Mouse Album???
I don’t review music albums, because I’m not a pretentious asshole who thinks he’s better than everyone. In fact, I only review indie video games. What I can tell you, however, is that some music albums are better than other music albums, and and Modest…
Georgia: 21-Year-Old Football Player Drops Dead on the Field
The funny part is that more people aren’t dropping dead. I mean, a lot of people are dropping dead. Like, a huge number. But you would expect it to be more, and it’s clear there are going to be more. Everyone who took these shots…
American Medical Association Finally Gets Its First Ever Faggot President
His first order of business is the tranny stuff, just like you assumed Faggots are really healthy. It’s only reasonable we put them in charge of public health. AP : The first openly gay person to lead the American Medical Association takes the reins at…
Yuan More Popular than Dollar on Moscow Exchange, Russian Citizens Increasing Yuan Purchases
Everything is fine in the American economy. There are no problems, because America is the king of the whole world, and they will be forever, because this is the end of history and so on. RT : The share of the Chinese yuan on the…
Upon Hearing About Pentagon Leaks Weeks After the Rest of the World, Austin Declared “Bix Nood, Muthafuka”
Apparently, after weeks of the internet knowing about the Pentagon leaks, the head of the Pentagon, Lloyd Austin, is just now getting word. Upon hearing of the leaks, Austin said, “bix nood, muthafucka” and began grabbing his crotch aggressively. His gun was not on safety,…
Upon Hearing About Pentagon Leaks Weeks After the Rest of the World, Austin Declared “Bix Nood, Mufthafuka”
Apparently, after weeks of the internet knowing about the Pentagon leaks, the head of the Pentagon, Lloyd Austin, is just now getting word. Upon hearing of he leaks, Austin said, “bix nood, muthafucka” and began grabbing his crotch aggressively. His gun was not on safety,…
People Sue EPA Over Obscene 1/4 Cancer Risk from “Climate Friendly” Plastic-Based Fuel Production
BREAKING: We filed a lawsuit with Cherokee Concerned Citizens against @EPA ’s decision to allow the world’s largest Chevron refinery to turn plastic waste into fuel. EPA found that the production poses up to a 1/4 cancer risk, 250,000x more than it usually considers unreasonable.…
Italy: New Data Shows Birth Rate Even More Catastrophic Than Previously Believed
The solution here is more feminism and more vaccines. That way we can just wipe out Italians completely, and we won’t any longer have to worry about our meatballs getting a bit too spicy. Breitbart : Italy’s birth rate has dropped to its lowest level…
Blue States Stockpile Abortion Drug to Keep Child Sacrifices Going After Access is Restricted
Humans aren’t human until women say so Republicans are way too pussy to put these whores in prison. In fact, Republicans are arguably worse pussy-sniffers than Democrats. Did you see that thing that John Doyle said about how he supported murdering JFK because Jackie Kennedy’s…
After Elon Says Putin is Not His Best Friend, Kremlin Issues Statement Saying Actually, Putin is His Best Friend
I’m told Putin called me a war criminal for helping Ukraine, so he’s not exactly my best friend. All news is to some degree propaganda. Let people decide for themselves. — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 9, 2023 “The left” AKA “blood-guzzling Jew terrorists” attacked Twitter…
12-Year-Old Florida Girl Steals Dad’s Car to Meet Man for Sex
12-year-old Jade Gregory doesn’t know what a penis is Oh the slut stole the car to go get FUCKED???? I’m a conservative, now let me tell you how she is actually the victim somehow! I don’t know how she is the victim right now, let…
Texas: Husband of 911 Dispatcher Finds Out She’s Having Sex With the Entire Station
 I’d be shocked too if I found out my wife was having sex with her entire workplace. Actually, no, I wouldn’t be shocked at all. Who are these people who are shocked to find out all women are whores? New York Post : A…








