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Madonna Looks Perfectly Normal to Me

Madonna is having trouble aging. Appearing at the Grammys on Sunday night, she revealed that she’s totally replaced her face with what looks like a Leatherface mask. However, I’m frankly more disgusted by Taylor Swift, who is much younger and much, much fatter than Madonna.…

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Brandon Explains Delay in Shooting Down the Balloon

President Biden: "When I was briefed on the balloon, I ordered the Pentagon to shoot it down on Wednesday as soon as possible. They decided without doing damage to anyone on the ground […] they said to me let’s wait for the safest place to…

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Woman Discovers “Effective Altruism” Means Her Pussy Belongs to the Tribe

New reporting by @CharlotteAlter on sexual harassment within the Effective Altruism community: https://t.co/cgBqkCMIrl I’ve worked with EA bros before and there’s a belief that women who complain about sexual harassment from “important men” are hurting the greater good. pic.twitter.com/AQ0WbZbmIw — ella dawson (@brosandprose) February 4,…

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Germany Says There’s No Evidence Linking Russia to Nord Stream Sabotage

🇩🇪 Germany has NO evidence of Russia’s involvement in Nord Stream explosions – German Prosecutor General Moscow says last year’s Nord Stream sabotage was act of INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM, and no one in EU is going to conduct objective investigation. pic.twitter.com/u4aaR7aGXM — SlavicWarrior®️ (@q_slavic) February 4,…

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Germany May Divert Green Energy Funds to Arms Productions

Previously: As NATO Promises Wind-Powered War Machine, Greta Says Nothing About Germany Re-Opening Coal Plants It turns out, there is actually something much more important than global warming: gay sex in the Donbass. When it comes to the question of whether we should stop the…

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“Germans Told They’re Using Too Much Gas”

If Germans would have used a little bit more gas 80 years ago, maybe they wouldn’t be getting lectured on using too much gas today – if you catch my drift. (That’s a joke about how they should have exterminated the Jews to prevent modernity.)…

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Zelensky Seduces President of the EU Commission

Good to be back in Kyiv, my 4th time since Russia‘s invasion. This time, with my team of Commissioners. We are here together to show that the EU stands by Ukraine as firmly as ever. And to deepen further our support and cooperation. pic.twitter.com/zf8fvoNKnG —…

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