Once again, I am here for a 3,500 word satire about handjobs that would make Jonathan Swift do the Wayne’s World “we are not worthy” bit for me. No, no. I won’t do that again today. Though that piece will be included in Lit 101…
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How Can You Believe the “Nazi Holocaust” After Having Seen the Jewish Lies About October 7th?
If you can’t trust his honest face, trust him because Hitler put his shoes in a big pile. And also, he’s god’s chosen, so why would he lie? Massive lies were told about the events of October 7, 2023, and what Hamas allegedly did to…
Trump Hedges Bets with Conflicting Tweets Against Thomas Massie
Donald Trump has turned against Thomas Massie for some reason. Very cleverly, however, he is tweeting opposite messages about him and making sure different parts of the voter base sees the tweets. He is using Palantir AI to make sure different parts of his base…
New Culture War Front Erupts Over Handjobs
Earlier this month, a new major study on sexual dynamics in committed long-term relationships released conducted by the Pew Research Institute has shone light on just how little interest heterosexual American men in long-term relationships have in receiving a manual sex, commonly known as a…
Trump Bombs Iran, Says It was Just a Quickie
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Frankly, I’d be Fine If ICE Deported Me to Ireland
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We Should Give Matt Gaetz a Chance
Matt Gaetz hosted a Zero Hedge backed debate between libertarian Dave Smith and (allegedly non-Jewish) neocon global dominationist Robert Spencer this week. Overall, the debate is mundane and not worth watching. Probably, everyone is familiar with all of the content here, and these debates are…
Trump Getting Deep in Some Weird Satan Shit as He Prepares for Big Time War for Israel
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Donald Trump Lashes Out Against Tucker, Claims War for Israel is the Core of “America First”
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Global War is a Serious Matter and It Should be Discussed with Some Gravity
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Many of These People are Full of Shit
It’s important to remember that a lot of these people are full of shit. A lot of people on the internet, who are probably at least vaguely associated with me in people’s minds, were making some very kooky claims about how Iran was going to…
So are You Guys Supporting Israel or Iran?
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Netanyahu Announces Death of Timon and Pumbaa, Claims “Simba Can’t Run Forever”
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Stew Peters’ Beef with Lukas Gage Escalates as Peters Drops Dis Track
Editorial Staff does not endorse the contents of this song or this article about it, we are simply posting it to push back against the censorship on Twitter and to start a conversation about whether the woke right would be better off if people in…
Stew Peters’ Beef with Lucas Gage Escalates as Peters Drops Diss Track
Editorial Staff does not endorse the contents of this song or this article about it, we are simply posting it to push back against the censorship on Twitter and to start a conversation about whether the woke right would be better off if people in…
Guys, I Wouldn’t Troll You Into Thinking I’d Killed Myself
Firstly, if I was going to kill myself, I would do it in some epic style that no one would ever forget. Probably, I would use a gun in a famous place. If I didn’t have a gun, I’d do like, a quadruple backflip from…
Thank you.
Andrew Anglin, sitting in his living room I just want to thank everyone and say sorry to everyone. I was given a gift and a lot of responsibility and I didn’t do enough with it. I should have done so much more. I owed you…
I’m on Team Trump and Team Elon
AI art just keeps getting better I hope Elon Musk dumps videos of Donald Trump having sex with 12 year old girls and the Trump claims they are AI deepfakes and then nationalizes Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX, etc. and deports Elon to Africa. Then I hope…
Dave Portnoy is Literally Every Jew
Fuck Dave Portnoy — Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 (@wigger) June 5, 2025 Dave Portnoy has entered a second wave of his total meltdown, and I think that possibly, the Elon crash-out was organized by the Jews to coverup the Portnoy situation. Because everyone is starting to…
Cowardly Drug Addict and Gamer Fraud Musk Deletes “Trump Epstein Files” Tweet
Saying Trump was in the Epstein files was an obvious lie. We all know what kind of women Trump is into. His taste is… not similar to Epstein’s. Trump has an entire list of sex scandals, and none of them were with women under 25,…

















