We’ve got breaking news. Jimmy Chang, who is the lawyer of Leo Fong and John Carpenter, and an official representative of Hoax Watch, is going to be appearing TONIGHT on The Ralph Retort with Victor Ralph. Sorry – Ethan Ralph. This is the link to…
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Vagina Responsible for Alec Baldwin’s Prop Gun Angered Nicolas Cage by Firing On Set Without Warning
The greatest action hero of all time, Nick Cage has been on hundreds of extremely violent sets. Nick Cage is the most honest person in Hollywood, and possibly the most honest person in the whole world. If he says a bitch is completely out of…
US Passports Now Have “X” Gender to Appease Tranny Mutant Beasts
Related: Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed by “Large Cosmic Fireball,” Evidence Suggests I was just thinking the other day how important it is that passports should have tranny options. After all, trannies are in charge now. We’ve got a tranny general. New York Post : The…
Japanese Princess to Live in One-Bedroom Apartment in NYC After Throwing Away Royalty for Sex
 Women will always turn their back on their responsibilities and frame it as virtue. Women truly are useless, and the only solution anyone has thought of so far is that they should be beaten and raped. New York Post : Japan’s Princess Mako and…
Dave Rubin is Full of Shit – No, Rumble and Locals are Not “100% Protected” from Censorship
Dave Rubin, who is both gay and Jewish, was on Tucker Carlson on Tuesday shilling the fact that Rumble is partnering with Locals. Rumble is a video hosting site. I don’t know what Locals is. And I don’t really know what their partnership entails. I…
Dana Milbank: Just Another Jewish Defender of Puppy Torture
I just thought you should know that Dana Milbank wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post defending Anthony Fauci’s puppy torture agenda. Related: Anthony Fauci Did Experiment Where Live Puppies Have Their Faces Eaten Off by Insects! Who is Dana Milbank? Well, he’s first and…
Best Tucker Chyron 2021
This one got me. Maybe Tucker should start doing Memetic Mondays? That chyron was deadpanned. I’m not entirely sure that Tucker even knew it was up. RePUGnant was good too. I would have done “Lock up your dogs, Fauci’s on the prowl” for the chyron.…
Adolf Hitler Issued Vax Pass, Despite Remaining Pureblooded
Opposition political leader Adolf Hitler has said that he’ll “die before he takes the Jew vax,” adding that “I will die a pureblood.” And yet, somehow he ended up with a Green Pass. Adolf Hitler is one of the top public figures refusing the deadly…
Watch: Asda Security Guard Knocks Black Man Out, Drags Him Out Like a Bag of Trash
/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/asda-security-guard-knocking-black-man-1.webm Related: Viral Video Shows White Man Knocking Out Black Man as Crowd of Whites Cheer Him On Finally, white people are beginning to kick some ass. That was always step one. Daily Mail : Shocking video has emerged of the moment a man is…
Surprise…! CDC Now Recommending Fourth Shot…!
There are still people on the right-wing who try to argue with me about this coronavirus agenda. But none of them will debate me. I’ve called for any single one of them to debate me on the Ralph Show, and they will not. RT :…
Soros Introduces Anti-Information Program to Stop People From Thinking Ideas
If you can’t brainwash the goyim – dazzle them with gibberish! RT : The newest combatant in the US ‘disinformation’ wars is a media company bankrolled by Democrat mega-donors Reid Hoffman and George Soros, and run by an operative whose astroturfed local news outfit was…
Shock as White Mother and Halfling Child Murdered by Black Male!
It’s always shocking when a white woman is murdered by a black boyfriend. I don’t know why it’s shocking, because it happens all the time. But for some reason, people say they are shocked by this. This nigga killed the bitch and the baby. TMJ4…
Not Aliens! Mysterious Radio Signals From Proxima Centauri Were Actually Coming From Earth!
The Science is infallible. But that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t sometimes make stupid, obvious mistakes. The Guardian : Astronomers searching for alien life thought they’d spotted signs of intelligence beyond the solar system – but the signals turned out to be human . Parkes…
If You’re On The Train And They Say “Portal Bridge,” You Know You Better Make Other Plans
Wut? pic.twitter.com/lT2ScE4gpS — Richard “Dick” Whitman ∞/21M (@DWhitmanBTC) October 25, 2021 I don’t usually talk to computers, but the one time I did he said: “if you’re on the train and they say ‘portal bridge,’ you know you’d better make other plans.” I nodded solemnly…
FDA Advisers Recommend Vaccinating Kids Aged 5+ Despite Covid Not Affecting Them
Remember – people resigned from the FDA over the approval of the vax and the boosters. So the current FDA is literally just a bunch of shills. I am surprised that it wasn’t already just a bunch of shills, but apparently it wasn’t, because some…
German Soccer Player Joshua Kimmich Demands Long-Term Studies Before Taking Vax
Joshua Kimmich isn’t even against the vax on principle, he just wants long-term studies before putting it into his body. This is the way you do it. Instead of just saying “nigga, I ain’t is been gonna be is took dat shit, muthafakkkah!” – you…
Bumbling Menace Blinken Says Taiwan Should Join the UN
Like every individual in the Biden Administration, the bumbling menace Antony Blinken stumbles from weird event to ensuing weird event. His latest strange and confounding behavior is asserting the claim that the false country of Taiwan should join the UN. What the Biden Administration is…
Shock as Jews Whining and Bitching That Everyone Hates Them
Why does everyone hate you, Jews? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE EVERYONE HATE YOU? DO NOT KEEP TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE HATE YOU FOR NO REASON. USA Today : In May, as Hamas rockets exploded in Israeli cities and Israeli aircraft targeted terrorist infrastructure…
Scotland: First Weekend of Enforced Vax Passport an “Unmitigated Disaster,” Venue Staff Abused
Who would have guessed that chaos would ensue when groups of rowdy Scots are denied entry to a club because of this passport nonsense? BBC : The first weekend of enforcement of Scotland’s vaccine passport scheme was an “unmitigated disaster”, according to a body representing…
Ron DeSantis to Pay $5,000 to Unvaccinated Police From Other States to Relocate to Florida
Florida needs its own Statue of Liberty in West Palm Beach that says “give us your censored, your domestic terrorists, your purebloods!” DeSantis is going big on Biden while that sickening cripple from Texas just flops around. The Guardian : The Republican governor of Florida,…



















