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A Tale of Two Netflix Resident Evil Series

Netflix now has not one but two upcoming Resident Evil series in the pipe. Apparently, the IP is experiencing a renaissance after four successive popular and critically acclaimed games in a row. The remakes of 2 and 3, along with 7 and the recently released…

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Off the Goop: Fauci Claims “I am Science”

Anthony Fauci, the Lord and Master of Reality Itself, went full 2Pac this week, slamming his detractors with virulence and claiming that any attack on him is an attack on science itself. Fauci, who maintains total control of America and by proxy the entire Western…

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Secretary of Defense Says Trannies Fought in the Civil War

Civil War troops that “Big Blackie” claims were trannies The US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, a man affectionately known as “Big Blackie,” claimed on Wednesday that trannies fought in the Civil War. The statements came during the Pentagon’s 10th annual Anal Pride Month celebration,…

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Nickelodeon Casts First Ever “Openly” Trans Actor

Notice how whenever they add a tranny somewhere, they always call it the first “open” tranny, in order to imply that they were always there, and we were just too stupid to notice. Also – are we calling f-to-m “trannies”? Or at they just “lesbians…

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