Joe Biden is famous as an “anal president.” He loves it when anuses are penetrated by penises. In particular, he wishes to help homosexual men penetrate the anuses of small boys. Shockingly, however, he is looking for the anus of Bitcoin – because he plans…
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Jeff Bezos is Going TO SPACE in One of His WORKING ROCKETS! Elon Musk Totally Humiliated!
Elon Musk has been working for years to produce a spaceship, and has failed miserably. The only thing he accomplished was making the ugliest ever series of satellites to pollute our night skies. No one understands how this is legal. What right did he have…
Global Warming Hoax to Hit G7 Economies Twice as Hard as Coronavirus Hoax
Your children’s future was utterly meaningless when we were collapsing the global economy, stripping the population of their basic rights, and instilling young people with psychosis – all for the sake of supposedly saving people in their 80s and 90s from dying of the flu.…
Germany: Famous Actress Fired After Refusing Experimental Vaccine
No one is going to be allowed to escape the vaxx without paying a price. Free West Media : The TV star Eva Herzig, a household name in German-speaking countries, has refused to be vaccinated. The production company reacted by terminating her contract, citing a…
France Fines Google $268M for Abusing Its Dominant Position in Ads Business
It’s good to see Google paying a price. They are clearly unstoppable at this point, and we will have to wait for them to implode like mega corporations do in cyberpunk fiction – but at least we can take some vindication when someone says something…
Donald Trump Pulls an Elon, Kicks Bitcoin in the Face, Triggers Biggest Sell-Off Yet
There are a lot of bad things happening to Bitcoin right now, but on Monday night, the biggest selloff yet took place, probably signaling the definite end of the bull market. This happened hours after Donald Trump kicked Bitcoin in the face. The failed president…
Teens are Sexting More Than Ever Despite It Being Illegal
OMG he’s got the biggest dick yet! In his philosophical treatise, Plato wrote: “teens love big cocks.” Thousands of years later, we are finding out just how right he was. Wall Street Journal : Lauren Anjema was in sixth grade the first time a boy…
Pakistan: Two Trains Crash Straight Into Each Other at High Speed
Dozens are dead and a lot more injured after two trains in Pakistan collided in a head-on collision. ڈہرکی ریتی کے مقام پر افسوسناک حادثہ سرسید ایکسپریس اور ملت ایکسپریس ٹکرا گئی 50 سے زائد ہلاکتوں کا اندیشہ @BBhuttoZardari @BBZardariFan @SyedNasirHShah @ChAzharHasnain2 @AamirAliNoonar2 @MediaCellPPP @BhttoForce…
NYC: Black Tried to Rape Woman on Madison Avenue at 7 AM
When we were removing the police, we knew that we were going to be dealing with broad daylight rapes in busy places. But it’s a small price to pay to finally end racism. We have to let the blacks rape to end racism. New York…
Iraq War Hoaxer Condoleezza Rice Promotes Wuhan Lab Leak Theory
Previously: China Notes That the Same Journalist Pushing Wuhan Lab Hoax Pushed Iraq WMD Hoax Both the left and the right are pulling out all the stops to promote the anti-Chinese atrocity hoax claim that the supposed coronavirus is a bioweapon released by the Chinese.…
Hudson Yards Creates New Attendance Rules for “The Vessel” After Wave of Suicides
“The Vessel” at Hudson Yards looks like it was designed as a suicide destination. Just looking at pictures of it makes me want to kill myself. New York Post : The Vessel at Hudson Yards will reopen Friday after a four-month shutdown following a rash…
El Salvador Officially Introducing Bitcoin as Legal Tender
Elon Musk and the rest of the global warming hoaxsters can rot in hell, nothing can stop Bitcoin. No coiners will weep and they will tear their hair out and rend their clothing. First stop, El Salvador – next stop, several other third world countries!…
Bitcoin Miami Conference Shows That Bitcoin is the Future
Elon Musk has been working hard to destroy Bitcoin, for unknown reasons. At the same time, the Bitcoin community has been working hard to ensure that Bitcoin dominates the earth. The community came together over the weekend in Miami for a conference to celebrate the…
Anonymous to Bring Down Elon Musk Once and For All
Elon Musk had a chance to earn the love of the people. Had. No more. Now, Anonymous and others are working to bring down his crooked empire of exploding cars and failed rockets once and for all. Independent : The hacking group Anonymous has issued…
Trump Says He’ll Take White House Sooner Than You Think
Trump Says GOP Will Retake Congress, White House ‘Sooner Than You Think’ In New Video: “It’s going to be really something special.” pic.twitter.com/aGrHrEAcyb — Breaking911 (@Breaking911) June 5, 2021 Ahead of Donald Trump’s speech in North Carolina, he released a video saying he was going…
Sweden: Afghan Mass Stabber Claims He Became Stabby After Talking to an Atheist
Swedish street view I was shocked to hear about a Moslem stabbing up Sweden. Breitbart : The Afghan migrant behind a mass stabbing spree in the small Swedish town of Vetlanda admitted in court that he carried out the attack because an interaction with an…
Scotland: Feminist Arrested and Charged for Mean Tweets About Trannies
Marion Millar All political opposition is now illegal under hate speech legislation. You can’t talk about Moslems and you can’t talk about trannies – it’s hateful. The Guardian : An accountant working for a gender-critical feminist group in Scotland has been charged in relation to…
Norway: School Starts Country’s First Drag Course for Students
It’s about time we had a program to get children into homosexuality. Sputnik News : At the Labour Movement’s folk high school in Ringsaker, a class of about 10 students will learn about acting on stage, dressing up and putting on the make-up, as well…
Nigeria: Government Blocks Twitter Indefinitely After President’s Tweet Deleted
I’m just glad someone in the world listens to me. (To be clear, I didn’t talk to the President Muhammed, but because I live in Nigeria, the government is familiar with the site.) CBS News : The Nigerian government said it has suspended Twitter “indefinitely”…
Fat Black Skank has Heart Attack from Eating Pre-Workout Supplement
Preworkout is serious business. It is like hard drugs. You don’t mess around. But also, blacks are really unhealthy. New York Post : Here’s the inside scoop on TikTok’s “dry scooping” challenge: It’s not for the faint of heart. In fact, the death-defying trend that…

















