Editor’s Note: This essay, entitled “Tangent,” isn’t available on any of Dave Sims’ websites, so I thought I’d post the full text, because I wanted to comment on it. I’m going to comment on it separately, but wanted to post it so I could link…
The people saying the Kanye “Heil Hitler” song is bad because he’s a nigger are CIA. Firstly, the Lion King musical is good. That’s first. Second, saying “Hitler would kill Kanye” is retarded, and plays into stupid Jewish blood libels about Hitler. Hitler didn’t kill…
Yesterday, I posted a statement from “Team Anglin” on Dave Portnoy. This was a parody of the actual, real statement that Dave Portnoy posted on his Twitter account explaining why he is having a public meltdown over people making a joke that hurt his feelings.…
TEAM ANGLIN For Immediate Release: This past weekend on his Twitter account, Jewish gambling magnate Dave Portnoy posted a video announcing a campaign to destroy the lives of several people who he accused of making a joke that hurt his feelings. The video, posted by…
It turns out, it’s not just gay and retard you’re allowed to say now. You’re also allowed to say nigger. Freaking based. I’ve seen literally no one launching any kind of organized attack on people defending Siloh Hendrix, the woman filmed calling a niglet a…
The three biggest right-wing influencers in this current period are Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens. In that order. They are three very different people, and it’s a strange trio. In general, most right-wing or at least far-right type people tend to think that…
I have been clickbaited by Tucker Carlson into believing Matt Walsh was going to address the Israel-Palestine conflict. This was the title of the video: There was two hours of inane talk about “woke” bullshit that I do not care about at all. To Matt’s…
Lent was very good for me. The two week fast was amazing. To be clear, it was a water fast. Some people were saying “well, Moslems fast for a month!” I don’t know who these people are. Moslems just don’t eat during the sun hours.…
I can’t get emotional or excited about any of this. Not now. I do still think it is fascinating hilarious. Among the most fascinating and hilarious aspects is the fact that people think they can change it, which leads to grotesque and potentially demoralizing stupidity.…
It should be obvious though apparently it isn’t: none of the things that are happening actually even matter to the individual, because the future is already written, at least in the ways that will have any significant impact on the individual. It’s possible that there…
CHICAGO, IL—Hollywood’s favorite sensitive artiste Timothée Chalamet found himself in deep, deep trouble this week after being mistakenly added to the “Rollin’ 60s Crips” group chat—and emerging with the explosive hot take that “Black people in Chicago hate gays.” • Chicago activists FURIOUS, pointing out…
KAME HOUSE, EARTH—The Dragon Ball universe was thrown into madness this week when a dimensional glitch accidentally added Pikachu to Goku’s elite “Z-Fighter Battle Plans” group chat—leading to the most unexpected crossover disaster in anime history. WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE CHAT: • Pikachu spammed…
JERUSALEM—In a bizarre twist on the world’s worst security breach, notorious neo-Nazi and former Daily Stormer CEO Andrew Anglin spent three weeks trolling Israel’s top-secret War Cabinet chat—flooding it with absurdly over-the-top Zionist memes while officials cheered him on with fire emojis and heart reacts.…
GAZA/JERUSALEM—In a bizarre twist no sitcom could script, Hamas commanders lost their minds this week after accidentally adding Jerry Seinfeld to their top-tier terror cell Signal group—only to emerge even angrier about his Pop-Tart movie than about Israel. The unplanned cultural collision began when a…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A highly classified group chat belonging to Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been blown wide open—revealing the top diplomat’s secret all-male, invitation-only foam parties after TikTok’s The Rizzler was accidentally added to the thread. The chat, titled “Diplomatic Immunity Fitness Club”, exposed Rubio’s…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is embroiled in a bombshell harassment scandal after bombarding The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg with graphic images and abusive messages – all stemming from Goldberg’s accidental inclusion in a top-secret Yemen war planning chat. The shocking breach occurred when Goldberg, America’s…
After concentrated thinking and reflection, I’ve decided to relaunch the Daily Stormer with a slightly new format. Today is the first day of the new era, but actually, it is tomorrow. Today is just the announcement of the era. Tomorrow is the real day when…
The level of burnout I’m experiencing has only now become obvious to me. Working for 60-80 hours a week for nearly 12 years without breaks was not really a great idea. I should have paced myself. After my fast, I’m not really feeling like anything.…
The IDF is known as “the world’s most moral army” because they are the chosen ones and Adolf Hitler put their shoes in a big pile. However, new evidence shows that they are rude restaurant customers. TULKAREM: Israeli forces raid a restaurant in the Occupied…
NASA astronaut Suni Williams was vandalized by left-wing protesters after flying a Tesla to earth. A swastika was spray-painted on her face, representing that Elon Musk is a Nazi and Tesla is a terrorist company destroying USAID and trans kids. Some do not think that…
