This is shocking. No one could have predicted that turning society on its head, banning work and social interaction, would result in an increase in alcoholism. Well, a couple people predicted it, but they were neo-Nazis and Russian anime masturbators, and we couldn’t listen to…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Stripped of All Assignments
I have personally sworn allegiance to Marjorie Taylor Greene, the single most important politician. However, her ride is truly rocky. CNBC : The House voted Thursday to strip Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., of her committee assignments as punishment for a laundry list of extreme…
Usurper Biden Issues Series of Deranged Threats Against Russia
The Fake President Joe Biden, who lost the 2020 presidential election by a lot, has shaken the world by taking an aggressive stance against Russia off the bat and issuing various threats. He is going to do democracy against them. Reuters : President Joe Biden…
Turkey: Erdogan Calls Vagino-Anal Uprising “Terrorism,” Says No Such Thing as “LGBT”
There’s nothing “gay” about it, okay? They’re called “women” and “faggots.” It’s too bad Tayip Erdogan is an anti-white hate figure, because otherwise, I generally agree with his policies. Even though he is anti-white, I still admire him as a great man, due to his…
Texas Public Safety Department Sends Out Amber Alert Featuring Chucky Doll
The Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) sent out an “Amber Alert” featuring the Chucky Doll from the horror-comedy film series “Child’s Play” as the suspect in a kidnapping case. Amber Alert from Texas DPS features Chucky, Glen Ray characters from âChildâs Playâ horror series…
Amazon Reveals Bizarre New HQ Structure to be Built in Arlington
Amazon has revealed an inexplicably bizarre new structure to be used as its headquarters in Arlington, Virginia, a suburb of Washington, DC. Many were left baffled by the design, which looks similar to famous paintings of the Biblical Tower of Babel. However, the tower of…
Correction: Questions About the Legality of the Power Transfer in Myanmar
As most readers are hopefully aware, I go through excruciating pains to ensure that everything printed on this site is accurate. Aside from things that are clearly satirical, every thing that I state as factual I guarantee is factual, and if it turns out it…
AOC Says the Cops Securing Her Office Building were Party of the “Attack” Conspiracy
Earlier today, we reported a story about a woman who thought a man having a seizure was trying to rape her. That is because women are being indoctrinated to believe that all men are trying to rape them, so they are constantly going around living…
US Government Nominates Violent Hong Kong Rioters for Nobel Peace Prize
Peacefulness on steroids Nothing says “peace” like rioting, smashing up the mall, catching the mall on fire, and lighting people on fire for disagreeing with your riot. The Guardian : US lawmakers have nominated Hong Kongâs pro-democracy movement for the Nobel peace prize, calling the…
NY: Man Accused of Groping EMS Woman was Actually in the Throes of a Seizure
Women are not just out of control, doing all of this stuff that benefits them. They are also fundamentally stupid, and they do not have any basic idea of what is going on around them, and assume that anything that happens in their environment is…
Florida Man Gets the State of Florida Tattooed on His Forehead, Calls Cops for a Ride
You’s think that Florida Man would have learned by now that the police are no friends of Florida Man. NY Daily News : A Florida man with a tattoo of the state on his forehead was arrested early Sunday morning after twice calling 911 for…
Fauci Finally Says “No Normal Until Entire World Vaccinated,” More Starting to Realize This is Permanent
Master of the Known Universe and Lord Protector of the Sol System Anthony Fauci has announced some total bummers to the subjects he commands, which include all earth lifeforms. Although his interview with the Washington Post was filled with bummers, two special bummers stood out:…
Bill Gates Presents Children’s Lecture Saying He’s Building a Global Virus Police Force
When it comes to preventing pandemics, scientific tools alone arenât enough. We also need new capabilities, including a global alert system and infectious disease first responders (or what I like to call a pandemic fire squad): https://t.co/53Rf5uvjub pic.twitter.com/rTmM7STl6U — Bill Gates (@BillGates) February 1, 2021…
Israel at the Forefront of Mass Coronavirus Vaccination
The establishment has claimed that the vaccine is a kind of messiah solution to all of the problems of 2020. After drumming up a serious paranoid delusion about the coronavirus vaccine among the public, the Jewish media is whining about some lesbian fitness instructor or…
Bezos Hands Off CEO Job to Successor (Hetero White Male), Moving to His Other Companies (Not Retiring)
I’m not surprised that Jeff Bezos is moving to a different position in his company. What he’s been doing for the last decade is setting up a system. He is working on a thousand year plan here (he thinks he’s going to live forever through…
Biden Sex Accuser Publishes Op-Ed in Russian State Media
“Russian state media” is an epitaph that has come to imply nefariousness, but there is not really another description for what RT (formerly “Russia Today”) is. This is English (and generally non-Russia) media funded by the Russian government explicitly fro the purpose of promoting Russian…
GameStop Closes at $90 on Tuesday Night
Previously on “Jew Bankers and Their Dirty Swindles”:Â Times of Israel Explains “The Jewish Angles” on the GameStop Stock Situation After going down and then up, GME stock closed at around $90 last night, and now is listed as at exactly $90. I heard Bloomberg…
Moscow Court Orders Navalny to Spend 3 Years in Prison Camp
In every picture of Alexi Navalny, he looks like he’s been up all night doing cocaine with some aging bimbo with bleached blonde hair, collagen lips and fake tits while listening to to a top 40 pop playlist on YouTube, sweating and talking about the…
No One Even Wants to Go to the Super Bowl
Tom Brady is somehow back at the Super Bowl again this year (which is really incredible and something I didn’t think would happen), but in a Twilight Zonesque twist, no one is interested in attending the event. Sports used to be the only thing in…
GameStopocalypse May or May Not be Happening
I’m not going to say that GME is over, because then people will blame me for saying it’s over. I’m also not going to say “hold” or “sell,” because I don’t give financial advice and honestly, I don’t know anything about the stock market, other…




















