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UK: Deaths from Alcohol Reach Record High During Lockdown

This is shocking. No one could have predicted that turning society on its head, banning work and social interaction, would result in an increase in alcoholism. Well, a couple people predicted it, but they were neo-Nazis and Russian anime masturbators, and we couldn’t listen to…

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Stripped of All Assignments

I have personally sworn allegiance to Marjorie Taylor Greene, the single most important politician. However, her ride is truly rocky. CNBC : The House voted Thursday to strip Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., of her committee assignments as punishment for a laundry list of extreme…

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Israel at the Forefront of Mass Coronavirus Vaccination

The establishment has claimed that the vaccine is a kind of messiah solution to all of the problems of 2020. After drumming up a serious paranoid delusion about the coronavirus vaccine among the public, the Jewish media is whining about some lesbian fitness instructor or…

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Biden Sex Accuser Publishes Op-Ed in Russian State Media

“Russian state media” is an epitaph that has come to imply nefariousness, but there is not really another description for what RT (formerly “Russia Today”) is. This is English (and generally non-Russia) media funded by the Russian government explicitly fro the purpose of promoting Russian…

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GameStop Closes at $90 on Tuesday Night

Previously on “Jew Bankers and Their Dirty Swindles”:Â Times of Israel Explains “The Jewish Angles” on the GameStop Stock Situation After going down and then up, GME stock closed at around $90 last night, and now is listed as at exactly $90. I heard Bloomberg…

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No One Even Wants to Go to the Super Bowl

Tom Brady is somehow back at the Super Bowl again this year (which is really incredible and something I didn’t think would happen), but in a Twilight Zonesque twist, no one is interested in attending the event. Sports used to be the only thing in…

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GameStopocalypse May or May Not be Happening

I’m not going to say that GME is over, because then people will blame me for saying it’s over. I’m also not going to say “hold” or “sell,” because I don’t give financial advice and honestly, I don’t know anything about the stock market, other…

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