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Cocaine Bananas Arrive in Grocery Stores in Canada

Del Monte stock briefly shot up 400% after baby boomers with stock trading apps misread the headlines on Facebook and thought “cocaine bananas” were a new product being offered by Del Monte and started clicking the “buy” button on the app*. Cowichan Valley Citizen :…

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UK: 92% of Deaths Blamed on Coronavirus Are People Over 60

In the United Kingdom, 92% of all deaths blamed on coronavirus were old people. Remember the Johns Hopkins University article showing that coronavirus didn’t really increase the yearly death toll compared to previous years? What’s happening is that Western governments are blaming coronavirus for the…

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Trump Gives Farewell Speech (Mixed Reviews)

Donald Trump, who is still president for a few more hours, gave a farewell address on Tuesday. It wasn’t memorable. He touted various achievements, most of which were actually imaginary, or don’t really matter at all. Trump’s real achievements were in changing the culture. Also,…

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Don Jr.’s Most Brilliant Analysis Yet

Don Jr., son of Don Sr. (president), has made a brilliant analogy on his instagram account. I used to constantly get Don Jr. confused with Carl’s Jr. No more. Henceforth, I will always remember Don Jr. as the guy who created the best analogy of…

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