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Anal Pope to Get Vaccine, Says It’s Morally Good

The Pope has requested that the vaccine be “shoved up his ass” because he “loves things being shoved into his ass.” Reuters : Pope Francis said on Saturday he planned to be vaccinated against COVID-19 as early as next week and urged everyone to get…

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UK: Experts Want Third Lockdown to Be EVEN TOUGHER

The nightmare is just getting started. There’s a vaccine, yet the lockdowns are still a thing and experts want them to be tougher. Why? Because this whole virus craze was never about what they said it was about. It was always about taking everything from…

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The Censorship is Coming Down Like an ACME Anvil

The Capitol Storm was not like Charlottesville, because the overwhelming majority of the people in America hated the Charlottesville leadership. Richard Spencer in particular is just a fundamentally repulsive person, as were the rest of the leaders of the event. In contrast with that, the…

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Trump’s Twitter Account Permanently Banned

President Trump has officially gotten the Stormer treatment after he led the Capitol Stormers against the corrupt government. As of Friday night, he has been permanently suspended by Twitter, who claims they are afraid he is going to try to start more riots against the…

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