Previously: Israel has Begun the Mass Bombing of Lebanon Most people saw the bombing of Lebanon on Sunday and thought it was the beginning of a serious campaign by the brutal and yet vastly morally superior chosen ones that run Israel. The Jews of Israel…
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Australia: Women’s Football Team With 5 Trannies Wins Season Undefeated
Full-time. Flying Bats FC win the Premiership and the Grand Final. Trans-identified males will be crowned champions in the Women’s Premier League Division. Somehow, this is supposed to represent progress. Somewhere, the custodians of our game don’t care. #SaveWomensSports pic.twitter.com/UaBTGVyRwx — Lucy Zelić (@LucyZelic) August…
UK: Attorney General Says He Won’t Approve Decision to Ban Arms Sales to Israel
Israel has dropped almost 80,000 tons of explosives – this means that Israel has dropped ~36 kilograms of explosives on Gaza for every man, woman, and child. This is what genocide looks like. pic.twitter.com/7UFNr7JCh1 — Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa) August 25, 2024 The UK has so…
Top Venezuelan Prison Gang Brings Fun and Excitement to Boring Colorado Town
Are you bored? Are you sick of sitting in your stupid quiet little town, getting fatter and fatter while waiting around to die? Good news. The Venezuelans are here, and they are spicing things up like an extra spicy taco. We’ve entered a new age…
Sadistic Homosexual Lindsey Graham Tells Israel to Bomb Iran Unless Hamas Releases Hostages
My advice to Israel: Tell the Ayatollah if the hostages don’t come home and we don’t get the remains of the fallen, we’re going to destroy your oil refineries! Israel must put pressure on Iran. pic.twitter.com/CW1UmyHImA — Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) August 25, 2024 Israel’s attempt…
NASA “Humiliated” Boeing by Announcing SpaceX Would Bring Astronauts Back, Employee Says
Butch and Suni will continue to contribute to @ISS_Research aboard the station before heading home in a @SpaceX Dragon spacecraft. Read about their work so far: https://t.co/zy3B0KXzEP Follow our blogs for the latest @Space_Station and #Starliner updates: https://t.co/M7G4xLhChJ pic.twitter.com/0wX2xeom9V — NASA (@NASA) August 24, 2024…
Memetic Monday: I’m Trying to Make the Site Better, But It’s Difficult
On Sunday, I apologized for the site not being great lately. I understand the problems, and I’m glad to hear feedback. Basically, people want it to be funny and want long, interesting articles. It seems simple enough, as I have this ability. But it’s been…
“JD Vance” Says Trump is Adamantly Pro-Abortion
JD Vance says that President Trump would veto any abortion ban that came across his desk. This includes vetoing a proposed ban on late term abortion when the unborn baby feels pain. Horrific. pic.twitter.com/5SzdcWacvm — Denny Burk (@DennyBurk) August 25, 2024 This individual going by…
Israel has Begun the Mass Bombing of Lebanon
WATCH how the IAF acted precisely today to stop a large-scale terrorist attack from Hezbollah. Our operation in Lebanon targeted the terrorist infrastructure Hezbollah planned to use against us, protecting Israeli families and homes. pic.twitter.com/2J3sqAnFWB — Israel Defense Forces (@IDF) August 25, 2024 Footage of…
Germany: Vibrant Who Stabbed Up Diversity Festival Was Supposed to be Deported Last Year
Oh, shit. The stabber of Diversity Fest was diverse af? Oh, shit, boy. Oh, damn. I ain’t even be expecting the diversity stabber was diverse. That seems too obvious, boy. Damn. Breitbart : The Syrian asylum seeker suspected of killing three and injuring several others…
France: Government Kidnaps Telegram CEO, Demands Mass Censorship
BREAKING: Pavel Durov, the founder of Telegram, arrested in France and facing 20 years in jail for refusing to censor his platform. The charges include terrorism, money laundering, and more—looks like they’re targeting anyone who defends free speech. pic.twitter.com/vK4u6ae1Gk — Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_)…
California: School District Paid “Energy Healer” Over $300K for Chakra-Clearing Services
Alycia Diggs-Chavis, the energy healer Dog. Listen to me, dog. This is good work if you can get it. Become an energy healer, with a focus on chakras. This is one of the best jobs you can have in this new economy. The biggest part…
No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!
I do not have an article of any importance this Sunday. This is in keeping with my overall poor performance this week, for which I apologize. For most news websites, the election season is peak season. Personally, I am very bored by it. Everything feels…
Zelensky Demands Long-Range Missiles to Target Moscow
He’s just a silly old fellow. He was a midget sex symbol, now he’s just a little silly old fellow. Interesting character arc. “We’re not actually in the war with Russia” was always sort of a Talmudist technicality type thing. The US and EU were…
White Man Sues IBM for Allegedly Firing Him for Being a White Man
This is possibly an important case. If the white man wins, it could mean that while the Civil Rights Act says you are forced to hire infinity brown people (and women and trannies), you are not actually allowed to fire white men in order to…
US and Her Vassals Repeat Claim Maduro is Not Allowed to be President of Venezuela
Previously: Venezuela’s Top Court Ratifies Maduro’s Victory After Reviewing Supposed “Fraud Evidence” At some point, people have to say: who the hell does the US think it is? No other country goes around telling people who their leader is. This idea that a country’s election…
The Science Suddenly Discovers That “Excessive” Fluoride in Drinking Water Can Lower Kids’ IQs
No one could have predicted this. Except every “conspiracy theorist.” Every conspiracy theorist said this. But they are all kooks, so no one could have known that they were right about this. Medical Xpress : High levels of fluoride in drinking water may dim the…
Secret Cervix HQ Told Agents Not to Request Extra Security for Trump’s Ear Rally, Whistleblower Says
🚨🚨 NEW – Whistleblower says Secret Service HQ told agents working the Butler PA event NOT to request additional manpower resources for the rally & warned any such requests would be denied. Contradicts Director Rowe testimony, who said no resources were ever denied pic.twitter.com/85sHTAI82u —…
Modi Visits Kiev, Tells Zelensky It’s Time for Peace Talks with Russia
Indian PM Narendra Modi and Ukrainain President Volodymyr Zelensky visit a poignant exposition set up in memory of children who have lost their lives in the #RussiaUkraineWar “Children in every country deserve to live in safety. We must make this possible,” said Zelensky pic.twitter.com/64OTUO1o7Y —…
Germany: 3 Dead and 8 Injured After Mass Stabbing at Festival of Diversity
It would be pure disinformation to suspect that this was an immigrant. For all we know, it is a blue-eyed German boy who is mentally ill and hates freedom. Of course, statistically, it is almost certainly an immigrant. European Conservative : On Friday at around…








