You, three months from now. We’ve seen Michigan and Virginia and Arizona rising up, but what we were waiting for was the urbanite scum on the East Coast, who have thus far stood with the lockdown for political partisan reasons, to finally rise up. This…
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Wendy’s Stops Selling Burgers Due to Meat Shortages
I’m sure it’s all just going to go back to normal in a few weeks, guys. Nothing to worry about. Just trust the government and everything will be fine. After all, they’re the government. They’re here to help us. Just like they saved us from…
Watch: Monkey Rides a Bicycle, Tries to Kidnap Toddler
Ini pasti monyetnya tukang ribut di sekolah pic.twitter.com/niitXnmvwZ — ptr (@peteerh) May 3, 2020 While most of the world is focused on coronavirus, their jobs, and the economy, monkeys are learning, planning, and executing their plans. Little monkeys may not be able to win a…
Vatican Knew the “Holocaust” was a Con as Soon as Jews Started Whining About It
The Catholic Church knew the Jews were lying from the start. The Jewish Chronicle : German researchers working in the Apostolic Archive claim to have found evidence that the Vatican was handed reports about the extent of the Holocaust in 1942, but dismissed some of…
UK: Government May Only Allow People to Interact with a Select Group of 10 People Max
Pictured: you with your friends in the near future. There’s a new idea floating around: people may only be allowed to interact with a small social circle in order to make it easy for the government to contain viruses. Daily Mail : Chief constables are…
UK: 1 in 3 People Dip Into Savings, 1 in 5 Get Into Debt During Lockdown
Who is going to give people back the money that they’ve lost? Who is going to give people back the time that they’ve lost? Who is going to take responsibility for this madness? Daily Mail : Millions of Britons are either dipping into their savings…
Psycho Freedom Meltdown: Kilian Eng’s Alternative Movie Posters
I didn’t forget about Psycho Freedom. I was just too angry to go psycho. But it’s back again. And we need it more than ever, because I am so sick of talking about this stupid flu virus. One of my favorite digital illustrators is Kilian…
Police Brutality in NYC: Do Social Distancing or Brown-Skinned Cops Will Beat You Up
IS THIS #NYPD BRUTALITY OR NOT? We report, you decide. This happened on Ave D and 9th St, in the #LowerEastSide of #Manhattan on Saturday – @NYCMayor @NYPDnews pic.twitter.com/0pTDTat17S — NYC Scanner (@NYScanner) May 3, 2020 A viral video out of New York City shows…
New Assassin’s Creed Game Will Feature Faggotry Just Like the Last One
The first thing that went through my mind when I saw this was “Man, I sure hope when I play this game, I can make a hairy Viking guy ejaculate in some other hairy Viking guy’s asshole” I never understood the appeal of Assassin’s Creed.…
India: Police Beat People with Batons for Crowding Liquor Stores After Lockdown Eased
India is a pretty crowded place. It is the second most populated country in the world, after China. Together, India and China account for almost 40% of the world’s population. But unlike China, India is a hellish landscape filled with weird looking shadow people. These…
Former Pope Attacks Gay Marriage, Implies He’s Being Silenced Because of His Anti-Semitism
Pope Benedict XVI This really shows you how fast the Church has changed its position on important issues, and its attitude towards degeneration, in only a few years. AFP : Traditionalist former pope Benedict XVI accuses opponents of wanting to “silence” him while associating gay…
Elon Musk Sells Houses, Prepares to Become a Wandering Sage and the Leader of Freedom
I’m only half joking with you when I say this: I will not be surprised if autistic gentleman Elon Musk becomes the leader of the freedom movement in America. I am already personally on-board with this, and I was going to be the hardest person…
Department of Justice Sides with Virginia Pastor – What About the Rest of Us?
Well, the DoJ has gotten a headline saying they protected someone’s rights from the brutal lockdown agenda to steal everyone’s Constitutional rights. With one guy now having some of his rights back, the Justice Department now only needs to go restore the rights of 320…
UK: Experts Want Birthday Celebrations, Church and Indoor Events Banned Until Well Into 2021
Pictured: coronavirus victims trying to overwhelm the nearest hospital. “Experts” are responsible for getting the government to do this insane lockdown in the first place, alleging that coronavirus is some kind of dangerous menace. We now know that coronavirus is about as deadly as the…
Protesters Send Mommy Birx Into a State of Devastating Worry
Your mommy is devastatingly worried about you, kid. Do you not even care about the stress you are causing her, after she did so much to protect you? All she wants is for you to be safe. The Hill : White House coronavirus task force…
Oklahoma City Mask Faggot Backs Off of Masks Rule After Threats
Isn’t this the public health version of negotiating with terrorists? If you faggots want to force people to wear masks, you should be willing to let people die in pursuit of that agenda. NBC News : The mayor of an Oklahoma city amended an emergency…
Governor Cunt Says Some Women Shouldn’t be Believed as She Tries to Become Joe’s VP
As unhinged as the chant of “believe all women” was, it maintained an internal consistency. When the chant began in earnest, it was during the confirmation process of then nominee Brett Kavanaugh as a judge on the Supreme Court. A woman was claiming that Kavanaugh…
Governor Cunt Calls Anti-Lockdown Protesters Racists
“We have to listen to the epidemiologist and health experts and displays like the one we saw at our capitol is not representative of who we are.” Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer reacts to protesters descending on her state’s capitol, including some who were armed. #CNNSOTU…
Fat Slob Governor Jew Says That Everyone has to Stay Locked in Their House Indefinitely
J.B. Pritzker: a fat Jew you can trust with your future The initial purpose of the lockdown was to “flatten the curve,” which meant preventing hospitals from being overwhelmed. That would not prevent infections, and would not “save lives,” beyond by allowing everyone who was…
CNN Says Lockdown Lifestyle May be Eternal, Vaccine May Never Come
Pictured: average high school corridor in the near future. “What happens if a vaccine never comes?” is not the right question to ask. The right question to ask is why are experts, the media, and governments still treating this virus as a threat when it…


















