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What the Heck?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It popped up in my feed that the blackest bitch you’ve ever seen just gave birth to a white man’s baby, and I was sitting here thinking “what the heck?” It turns out that guy is the child actor from the Mighty Ducks, a…

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Trump Suspends ALL Immigration to the US!

This coronavirus situation might well end up delivering like Santa Claus. In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration…

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