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CNN Finally Agrees with Donald Trump on Something

There’s a first time for everything and the first time for CNN agreeing with Donald Trump is Donald Trump saying we’re going to have to stay locked in our houses long past April. Okay, I think actually the first time they agreed with him was…

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Self Help Sunday: Family First

Today’s Self-Help Sunday is something I am sad that I have to write, but which I know I do have to write: you need to do everything humanly possible to maintain good relationships with your family. Stephan Molyneux, the YouTube libertarian, has long held the…

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New Jersey: Cops Shut Down Illegal Party!

The face when your party gets shut down because of martial law that was implemented over a viral internet hoax. You gotta fight for your right to party. No seriously don’t do that, the cops will just kill you. These are virus days, buddy, and…

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Mass Layoffs Have Begun

Coronavirus is a nothing burger and a hoax, but the economic fallout from it is going to be very real. People can say “I don’t care about the economy,” but you’re going to care when you don’t have a job or any money and the…

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Psycho Freedom Breakthrough: David Carradine’s Hose

David Carradine is the man with the steel mind. Oscar-nominated actor David Carradine is most famous for dying while choking himself and masturbating in the closet of a Bangkok hotel room, which is really an epic way to die. Right up there with dying in…

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