The Cuntish Prime Minister of New Zealand is saddling up and galloping towards a complete North Korea style lockdown. But with Jacinda weighed in and rallying in the parade ring, this is one black type bumper I won’t be betting the farm on. Daily Mail…
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New York Governor Andrew Cuomo Says 80 Percent of the State Could Get Infected with Coronavirus
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has told New York residents that almost everybody in the state is going to get the coronavirus. We are seeing some fairly dire projections from politicians about the number of people who could potentially get infected with the coronavirus. New…
Mnuchin Says Coronavirus Lockdown Could Last 10-12 Weeks
FOX News Sunday: Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin discusses the timeline of the economic stimulus. Secretary thinks the package will be passed Monday: “we’re looking at this from anywhere to a 10 to 12 week scenario.” #FNS #FoxNews pic.twitter.com/A3fgc4xxTv — FoxNewsSunday (@FoxNewsSunday) March 22, 2020 Are…
Merkel Bans Groups of More Than 2 People, Then Self-Quarantines Herself with 4 Bottles of Wine
It would be more effective to go full lockdown all at once instead of this thing where restrictions are slowly increased as the pandemic advances. Reuters : Germany tightened curbs on social interaction on Sunday, including a ban on public meetings of more than two…
Justice Department Quietly Seeking Powers to Indefinitely Detain People Without Charge
Never let a good crisis go to waste. POLITICO : The Justice Department has quietly asked Congress for the ability to ask chief judges to detain people indefinitely without trial during emergencies — part of a push for new powers that comes as the coronavirus…
Iran Refuses US Aid, Says US Probably Made the Virus as a Bioweapon
It’s not just Anglin citing the Anglin Theory of Coronavirus. The Chinese have cited Anglin, now the Iranians are citing Anglin. Anglin was right. AP : Iran’s supreme leader refused U.S. assistance Sunday to fight the new coronavirus, citing an unfounded conspiracy theory claiming the…
Harvey Weinstein Tests Positive for Coronavirus!
It’s the disease that only famous people get! What a disease! BBC : Former Hollywood producer and convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein has tested positive for coronavirus while in prison. He is now in isolation, according to Michael Powers, president of the New York State…
Girlfriend Horror Story: She Keeps Getting Fatter and Fatter
One Reddit user asks the internet if he’s an asshole for telling his fat girlfriend that being fat makes her unattractive. Little does he know that this is an all too common horror story. From the Reddit post: AITA for telling my girlfriend of two…
More Than 70% of Coronavirus Deaths in Italy are Men
To address this unacceptable gender death gap, Western governments should consider executing old women. Daily Mail : More than 70 per cent of Italy’s coronavirus deaths have been among men but scientists there admit they are mystified by the gender gap . At least 3,400…
Maryland Says They’re Not Doing Martial Law Yet
To our neighbors, there is not a threat of martial law. If you see a @MDNG Humvee on your street, know we are helping someone in need! Whether it's delivering much needed supplies or setting up tents for health screening stations, we are working for…
Joke Time is Over, Faggot: Federal Joke Police Investigate White Nationalist Jokes About Spreading Coronavirus
The fun times end when the Joke Police show up at your spot. This is the story of how you can make a joke on the internet and end up in federal prison for planning a bioterrorism attack. Yahoo News : White supremacists discussed plans…
How Screwed Up is This Country That $1,200 is a Life-Changer for Most People?
America is supposed to be a first world country. And they tell you constantly that exporting the factories and importing the brown people hasn’t hurt the average American. But somehow, $1,200 is a huge amount of money to the average American. This is the equivalent…
Enterprising Indians Arrested for Selling and Marketing Innovative Cow Urine and Cow Dung Coronavirus Treatments
Could India’s relatively low number of coronavirus cases be due to their consumption of cow urine? As the global war against the coronavirus continues, some enterprising Indians have developed a couple of highly innovative treatments to combat the virus. Unfortunately, the tyrannical Indian government had…
Couple are Furious When They’re Told They’re Not Allowed to Buy 552 Cans of Mountain Dew
America is supposed to be about Freedom. If Americans can’t buy all of the Mountain Dew that they want to buy, then what America stands for has already been lost. Daily Mail : A couple desperate for their Mountain Dew fix ranted at workers who…
Bullying Porn Sluts Until They Kill Themselves is Tough But Necessary
My innocent princess. My alabaster. My having sex for money but not a whore somehow. You just can’t have a society where it is okay for women to have sex for money on camera. This story of a porn slut getting bullied to suicide in…
Britain Tells Hoarders to Please Stop
No one likes to see a middle-aged woman crying because there’s no food, but British slang is so stupid I can’t really view them as human. Why do they not just shoot hoarders? You see these pictures of these people rolling out with all the…
007 Actor Daniel Craig Says He Won’t Leave His Fortune to His Children
Imagine not wanting to help your offspring. I guess this is what he has to do to make up for being white and James Bond in current year, when James Bond should by rights be an African tranny with Down syndrome. Daily Mail : Daniel…
Sweden: Travel Ban Announced, But Rapefugees Still Welcome
These things will represent Sweden at the 2020 Eurovision This is a step in the right direction, but more needs to be done. After all, Sweden has to atone for those six million Eskimos it turned into soap, and it can’t do that until there’s…
Star Trek: Picard Episode 7 Review: It’s Pizza Time with Riker and I Want to Die
I hope you like pizza, because that’s the only thing that happens in this episode. You guys, I don’t know if I can keep doing these reviews. I thought we were closing in on the end of the show, and I could make it through,…
Safespace and Snowflake are Marvel’s New Androgynous Superhero Characters
From now on, all superheroes should be either black, gay, or both. Daily Mail : Hulk has superhuman strength, Iron Man a powered armour suit. But it seems Marvel’s latest heroes boast the worthiest power of all: They’re super-duper ‘woke’. The comic book franchise is…



















