It’s time for your daily roundup explaining just how dead you are. If you haven’t died already, consider yourself among the cursed. Previously on Corona Central Station… Biggest Stock Market Crash Since 1987! Brazilian Tests Positive for Corona Days After Meeting with Trump Justin Trudeau’s…
America has taken in more than 60 million immigrants since the Hart-Cellar Immigration Act was passed in 1965. Con Inc spokesman Charlie Kirk thinks we could take in up to 50 million MORE immigrants in just ten years! But we’re the “extremists??” https://t.co/35FpU0fkEe — Nicholas…
If only they’d put half this effort into stopping Barcelona from turning into a Moslem city… I don’t really see this doing a lot of good for their cause. The Guardian : The Catalan government had paid €3m (£2.6m) in subsidies to media companies with…
View this post on Instagram “Make Brazil Great Again” @realdonaldtrump @mikepence @alvarogarnero 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 A post shared by Fabio Wajngarten (@fabiowajngarten) on Mar 7, 2020 at 4:47pm PST The fact that all of these famous and high level people are getting the virus indicates to me…
It’s nutty that the BBC reads like any of the other extreme kook leftist websites, given that it is funded by the British government. They actually claim to be apolitical, because it would be illegal for a government-funded outlet to be politically biased. Imagine thinking…
After Tom Hanks reported that he had Coronavirus, a team was sent in to murder his dog. I’m just going to go out on a limb and guess that when you read this headline, you thought it was a “satirical joke” done “in the pursuit…
You can pry my TikTok from my cold, dead hands, boomer. All of this stuff about Chinese technology, Chinese apps, etc. being used as a part of a hacking conspiracy is dumb. There is no secret reason that China wants to be influential in the…
Tricking your brain into thinking that you’re eating something sweet appears to have unintended consequences. The Hour : A study published in the journal Cell Metabolism by a group of Yale researchers found that the consumption of the common artificial sweetener sucralose (which is found…
Everything you need to know about the Chinese coronavirus can be found on one, regularly-updated website: https://t.co/nGCCDVqcqe — Kevin McCarthy (@GOPLeader) March 9, 2020 Imagine that it is now racist to identify a location of a thing. The Jew Matthew Rozsa writes for Salon :…
Just literally kill me right now. People are seeing these pictures and then voting for Joe Biden. This world is pure evil and I simply cannot be a part of it anymore. If you see me, please, please, please – just kill me.
pic.twitter.com/YioC9eARdP — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 12, 2020 So, we had direct flights coming in from Wuhan Airport for nearly a month after China had banned people from leaving Wuhan to go to other parts of China. But now all of a sudden Trump…
Bernie was for sure good on Israel. But we should remember that he himself was a Jew, and he could have been a total false opposition candidate. I just can’t understand why he would otherwise be out there saying “Joe Biden isn’t senile and would…
Der ewige Skandinavier strikes again! Sputnik : A Danish boat that monitored the Aegean Sea as part of Operation Poseidon, a border control mission to support Greece, coordinated by Frontex, refused to send back migrants they picked up from the sea , Danish officials told…
For nearly seven minutes, I realized that celebrating the end of the world and the fact that everyone is going to die was leaving me psychically exhausted. But then I read this, and everything was totally fine again. USA Today : The NBA announced Wednesday…
This is it, kids. You can now be sentenced to decades in prison for having sex with your girlfriend, if years afterwards she decides to say that one of the hundreds of times you had sex, she didn’t “consent.” This is such abject lunacy that…
So you’re going to tell me that it’s a coincidence that as soon as Alex Jones makes his transformation into Aryan Jones and declares a white power revolt he coincidentally gets arrested for drunk driving? As if he hadn’t been drunk driving this entire time,…
Isolated by Modernity In the past, isolation often meant death, but thanks to the wonders of Modernity, humans nowadays can survive with little to no contact with other humans. Need food? Push a button. Need emotions? Stare at some glowing screen. But it appears that…
Some aspects of “democracy values” don’t even pretend to make sense. Of course, very little about democracy values theory makes actual sense, but for most of the concepts, they will say “blah blah blah, something something something, freedoms and equality.” One point they do not…
SIMPING IS KING SHIT CONFIRMED pic.twitter.com/B7kF1f6wfN — Ching (@Hotline_Ching) March 10, 2020 A lot of people have been giving me crap for simping for neekolul, but the theory that simping for neekolul is bad has now been disproved. Speaking to the issue of why people…
Considering he’s homeless, 15 years of free food and shelter probably sounds like a good deal to him. La Provence : The Gard Assize Court of Appeal sentenced Friday evening Abdennaceur Kilani, a 31-year-old Tunisian, to the sentence required by the Advocate General of 15…
