There is literally no way Bernie Sanders can win the nomination after the events of Ruby Tuesday. All these people are going to keep talking about “here’s how Bernie can still win,” but Bernie cannot still win. Joe Biden is the presumptive nominee, and there…
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Coronafornia Declares State of Emergency, Leaves Cruise Ship at Sea to Die
The best thing I can say to Bernie supporters is this: “we’re all going to die before November anyway, so who even cares?” The death toll in America is now 11. RT : California Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency over the…
Cenk is Going to War in the Name of Bernie Sanders
ROFL pic.twitter.com/BzdNewIdqQ — The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) March 4, 2020 Cenk Uygur has declared a war on Joe Biden. The fat Turkish slob has stated point blank that Bernie Sanders is going to be the nominee, and he’s telling us that right now, yes.…
Bloomberg Drops Out, Endorses Ultimate Leader Joe Biden
Mike Bloomberg was just a small town boy and he wasn’t destined for the big city lights of the presidency. Bloomberg : Michael Bloomberg endorsed Joe Biden for the Democratic nomination as he ended his presidential campaign on Wednesday and pledged to continue working to…
Bibi Advises Use of Ancient Indian Greeting to Prevent Spread of Coronavirus
Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu @netanyahu encourages Israelis to adopt the Indian way of greeting #Namaste at a press conference to mitigate the spread of #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/gtSKzBDjl4 — India in Israel (@indemtel) March 4, 2020 Of course, the Jews have a secret voodoo solution…
Advice for Bernie Supporters Dealing with the Depression of Losing the Election
Because of the blacks, Bernie Sanders has lost his bid for the presidential nomination. This means that we will not have communism, and the millennials who got ripped off by college loans will have to remain slaves forever. Bernie supporters are having a very hard…
UK: Nudists Demand Right to Walk Naked in Public and Hate Crime Protection
Nudism doesn’t sound so bad… until you realize that most people who do it are fat and old. There is nobody in the world left that isn’t being oppressed in some way. Except for normal White people, who are all Nazis. Daily Mail : You…
UK: 17% of Kids Say Climate Change Keeps Them Up at Night, 19% Say They Had a Nightmare About It
Everywhere is warming up faster than the global average, you stupid goyim Kids are very, very dumb. I know this from experience, because I used to be one myself. And that’s okay, they’re supposed to be dumb, it’s how kids are. But the Jews and…
Revealed: Charlie Kirk was Responsible for Sinking Bernie Sanders
An exclusive investigation by The Daily Stormer has revealed that Charlie Kirk, a political activist who believes in being against big government, was the main force behind the collapse of the Bernie Sanders campaign on Ruby Tuesday. Kirk, who is known to be a highly…
Post-Ruby Tuesday, Warren and Bloomberg Need to Drop Out
The shock victory of Joe Biden on Ruby Tuesday left the world confused, angry and suicidal. We’re all still processing what this means, but one thing is clear: no one is interested in what Mike Bloomberg or Elizabeth Warren are selling. Although I resent the…
Former Obama Administration Official Condemns Trump for Trying to End Afghanistan War
Chocolate ice cream creates hard men. Hard men create marshmallow factories. Marshmallows create soft men. Soft men create rocky road. The peace deal with the Taliban is off to a rocky start! Al-Jazeera : The United States has carried out an air raid against Taliban…
Court Rules Hillary Can be Deposed Regarding Secret Bathroom Email Server
OMG IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!! LOCK HER UP IS COMING TRUE!!!!! CNN : Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton can be deposed for a lawsuit about the State Department’s recordkeeping of her emails, a federal judge said Monday. Judge Royce Lamberth’s order authorizing right-leaning group Judicial…
Coronavirus Iran: 2,336 Infected, 77 Dead, 8% of Parliament Infected
If Iran buys the dip, they can use that money to purchase weapons. It really is such a weird coincidence that this virus, which most of the internet believes is a bioweapon released by the CIA, happens to be so infectious to Iranians. What specifically…
Charlie Kirk is Still Doing That Thing Where He Argues with Retard Leftists
Charlie Kirk is still doing this: Democrats manufactured terms like "assault weapons" to disarm Americans The truth: "Assault rifles” accounted for just 403 deaths in the US in 2017—less than any other category of weapon It's a false narrative Learn the truth— https://t.co/Ru5OQ7YzH0 pic.twitter.com/Uq3t1ts8xo —…
Black Kills His White Girlfriend by Slamming Her Head Against a Radiator Eight Times
Terrion Lamar Sherman Toll status: well and truly paid. At least the long-suffering neighbors will now have some peace and quiet. KSTP : A Minneapolis man has been charged in connection to the murder of a 21-year-old mother in St. Paul’s Union Park neighborhood early…
Biden was Polling at 9% in Massachusetts, Allegedly Won with 33%
With 92% reporting in at time of writing, Joe Biden has allegedly won Massachusetts with 33%. This is more than a little bit strange. USA Today : Biden did not campaign in Massachusetts, have any organization in the state or air any television ads in…
UK: Virtually No One Benefits Financially from an Arts Degree
Blacks don’t go to college and yet they are all rich. Explain THAT. I’ve actually heard people who said they were shocked that a person with a degree in history couldn’t get a job paying more than minimum wage. Where exactly does a person work…
UK: Plastic Particles are Found in Remote Lake, Experts Fear Polluted Rain is to Blame
Snowdon is the highest mountain in Wales. Escaping plastic is quickly becoming synonymous with escaping Earth. Daily Mail : Microscopic plastic particles have been found in a lake near the summit of Snowdon – and experts say they were transported there via polluted rain .…
Super Tuesday: Biden Sweeps, Is Now Presumed Nominee
IT’S OVER, BERNIE LOST, BIDEN IS THE NOMINEE. EVERYONE IS STUPID. ESPECIALLY THE BLACKS. OR ARE THEY??? 11:52 PM Okay, well, I’m done with this thread. This is stupid. "See you all in four years!" pic.twitter.com/SL2HWtlNgG — Paul 🦠 (@RealOldPaul) March 4, 2020 11:47 PM…
#SinkTheBoats: Greek Coastguard Recorded Trolling and Trying to Sink a Migrant Raft!
Back in 2015, I invented the hashtag #SinkTheBoats. Finally, my dreams have come true. This comes after video was posted of a migrant who rushed the border dying from a rubber bullet. The Independent : Video emerged on Monday of Greek coastguard officers apparently trying…




















