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Yang Yinged: A Dumb End to a Stupid Meme

Andrew Yang has jumped ship, quitting the Democrat nomination contest after last night’s primary in New Hampshire. Looking back on 2019, we must all agree to recognize that the Yang Gang meme was the dumbest of any meme, possibly ever. Never forget the people who…

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Let’s Psychoanalyze Patrick Hogan!

On Monday, CNN employee Patrick Hogan started a moral crusade to get Daily Stormer kicked off of Google News, because I had taken the number one spot in “recommended articles” for a review I’d written of Star Trek: Picard. It is absolutely stunning to me…

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Bernie Wins New Hampshire! Biden Comes in FIFTH (8%)!

Good, good… Everything going to plan… Tell me how Bernie Sanders doesn’t get the nomination now? How are they going to fix it now? There is no path to a loss for him, short of catastrophic failure. Pete Buttigieg is going where all homosexuals go:…

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NASA Confirms Plans for Space Hotel

Okay, but how’s the WiFi speed in there? Do I get free miniature bars of soap and sachets of shampoo? Okay so because we’re spending all our money on brown people, we’re probably going to have to scrap all that “space exploration” and “colonizing Mars”…

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