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Will America Lay Minefields to Protect Its Borders?

If anti-personnel mines are good enough to protect your bedroom, why wouldn’t they be good enough to protect our country? America needs to protect its southern border from Mexicans and other assorted brown people pouring in at an alarming rate to sell our kids drugs…

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Sweden Sees Record Number of Vasectomies

Sterilization techniques today are simple and widely available, but for some reason they never seem to be used on the people who need them the most Every living human being is part of an uninterrupted chain of life that goes back incalculable eons. And this…

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Cropped Black Global Warmer Speaks Out Against Her Cropping

Vanessa Nakate is cropped but unbowed. Black global warmers are being literally silenced, because the Associated Press does not believe they matter. The Associated Press wants to erase these “boot-lipped coons” who are fighting to make Africa colder so it isn’t poor anymore. The Guardian…

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Rush Limbaugh Announces That He’s Riddled with Cancer

Here's the audio of Rush Limbaugh announcing on his show that he has lung cancer. pic.twitter.com/V60pAOpf68 — Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) February 3, 2020 Quit smoking, they said. You’ll die of lung cancer, they said. Well, how old is Rush Limbaugh? Does anyone really want to…

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Donald, It’s Not Just Jews That are Short

Donald Trump apparently thinks he is only insulting the Jew race when he mocks people for being short. In a Super Bowl interview with Fox, he said this of Michael Bloomberg, a 5’7″ Jew: I just think of little. You know, now he wants a…

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