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Brexit Finally Happens for Real

Tonight we are leaving the European Union. pic.twitter.com/zZBsrf4BLe — Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) January 31, 2020 It hath occurred. New York Times : To the recorded peals of Big Ben and the gentle fluttering of Union Jacks, Britain bade farewell to the European Union at 11…

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America’s New Fighter Plane is Complete Garbage

Trump campaigned on a promise to make anime real. So we need to scrap the F-35 and replace it with flying anime girls. Is it very important that America’s aircraft work flawlessly and have top notch specs? Not really. After all, America has pretty much…

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KFC to Start Selling Vegan “Chicken”

Nasty! It’s one thing to decide not to eat meat – after all, some people mistakenly believe that meat is unhealthy. However, it’s another thing entirely to force yourself to eat weird and disgusting processed “imitation meat” slop in the name of being progressive. Eating…

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HUGE Drug-Smuggling Tunnel Unearthed Near Mexican Border

I always knew there were a bunch of tunnels beneath American soil. I was sure that the ancient aliens/Atlanteans/Illuminati/black government programs built them for their important and mysterious purposes. Or was it the ancient Mayans? I’m getting all of my conspiracy theories confused here. Unfortunately,…

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