Some people claim that the global warming on Mars is caused by Martians. Those people are known as racist rednecks – everyone knows that ALL global warming is caused by White people in Europe and America – including the global warming on other planets. We…
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Let’s Talk About Remote Control Vibrator Female Sex Toys, Goy
This is an important topic of our day, which is why it is on the front page of every news website. It’s time you learned a thing or two about “blended orgasms.” Because it is your duty as an American to understand what that is.…
Iranian Female Olympian Defects from Iran Because No Freedoms
This bitch thought the medal was made of chocolate and tried to eat it. But you can trust her on politics. She knows about politics naturally, because she was born with a vagina, the most political of all genitalia. Oh. A woman protesting in the…
Iranian Cops Allegedly Open Fire on Whining Faggot Protesters!
Iran is the 2Pac of governments. What I think is really cool about Moslems is that they run their countries like gangster rappers would run a country. It’s all “nigga if yo play a game wiff me, I roll up and blow yo brains out…
Has Donald Trump Converted to Islam?
US President Donald Trump allegedly converted to Wahabbist Islam after meetings with King Abdullah. He is only now announcing it in tweets he expects no one will translate. He should have expected the Daily Stormer. Shockingly, it appears that Donald Trump has converted to radical…
Trump’s Weird Aggression Against Iran and Iraq has Been Good for Bernie
You know, I predicted that if Donald Trump escalated tensions in the Middle East, Bernie would become the frontrunner. I wish I kept better records of my predictions, so I could link the articles. But the regular reader will remember I said this repeatedly. Des…
Samsung Coming Out with Robotized Home Overlord / Women’s Child Substitute / Sentient Ball Droid “Ballie”
The age of droids is coming faster and faster. While most of our attention is focused on industrial robots used to replace human workers, various companies are still working on robotic companions for humans. At the recent CES fair, Samsung has shown some of what…
Negress Doctor Invokes Jew Book to Argue That Whites Must be Eliminated
Rhea Boyd, MD Negress doctor Rhea Boyd, MD posted a Twitter thread recently arguing that whites need to be eliminated. Of course, she didn’t actually say whites. She said “whiteness” – the abstract “social construct,” not the people, you understand. This is the latest Talmudic…
Laura Ingraham Nails Trump to the Wall for Flooding America with H1-B Indian Stinkapes!
I’ve never seen a conservative confront Donald Trump to his face on the fact that he has completely backed off of his America First program like this. Laura Ingraham’s latest interview with the president was hard-biting – she did not play nice with Trump at…
Iranomaidan Begins in Tehran, Hundreds of University Brats Rioting in the Streets!
There never really was any reason for the US to go to war with Iran directly, not when they could easily use the tried and true color revolution plan to affect regime change on the cheap and without huge loss of life. It’s fair to…
Grotesquely Obese Dykes Make a Fortune Teaching Other People How to Cook “Slimming Recipes”
Their advice didn’t work on themselves, for some reason Why would anyone think taking advice on weight loss from obese people is a good idea? It’s like asking a nigger how to get a job. The Guardian : Kay Featherstone and Kate Allinson were at…
Basketball American Charles Barkley Gives $1M to Other Basketball Americans, Not Accused of Racism
This is what happens after basketballers receiver a million dollars anyway. So it’s not like it matters. Since I’m White, the very first thing I think about when I hear the words “Charles Barkley” isn’t NBA records or even basketball in general. Because I obviously…
Based Christian TruNews Elders SHUT DOWN by PayPal Because of Unrepentant Red Pill Coverage!
Our based and wise elders over at TruNews have been hammering red pill talking points for months now. They are no-holds-barred Christians who are going full scorched earth on the Jews. The latest incredible report has confirmed what we at the Stormer have been saying…
American Arrested for Shouting “Nigger” in Parking Lot Sentenced to Community Service, Sensitivity Training
Racists, especially Nazis on the internet, sure like to make a big fuss about the precious freedom of speech protection in the First Amendment to the Constitution. What they don’t like to tell you about is the full text of the Amendment, where it says,…
Women Who Freeze Their Eggs Only Have 18% Chance of Conceiving Despite Expensive Treatment
Trying to force unequal beings to act the same way is having devastating effects on our world. We pretend that blacks are the same as whites, yet we have whites bearing the burden of keeping that illusion alive. We also pretend that women are the…
UK: 21-Year-Old Woman Poses as 16-Year-Old Boy Online, Sexually Assaults Up to 50 Girls as Young as 13
She identified as a teenage boy, so according to Gender Identity Theory, that’s what she is. That’s who she is. If she sexually identifies as a teenage boy attracted to teenage girls, punishing her for the acts she committed while being true to herself is…
Trump: No Wall But at Least the Stock Market is Doing Well!
Donald Trump needs a serious kick in the rear to get his butt in gear going into 2020. Talking about stock market highs is NOT a winning strategy and yet that is all that Orange Cheeto Hitler does. STOCK MARKET AT ALL-TIME HIGH! HOW ARE…
Iran Admits That They Accidentally Shot Down the Passenger Jet!
I definitely did not call this one correctly. Well, I did call the part where I said that it couldn’t possibly be a coincidence, and had to be related to tensions in the region, but I legitimately did not think that Iran was so incompetent…
Feminist Author Says Little Kids Need Nude Art Classes to be More “Relaxed” About Their Bodies
Apparently, we have to show genitals to kids and force them to draw those genitals in order to make kids more comfortable around genitals, and we need kids to be comfortable around genitals because of undisclosed reasons. Daily Mail : A feminist author has claimed…
Canada: Heroic Cops Handcuff & Arrest 12-Year-Old Native Girl Trying to Pull Off Bank Robbery or Whatever
The little abo girl, minutes before she tried to defraud a major bank. Being a cop in Canada isn’t easy. Not only do you have to learn Canadian law (which is nearly impossible to understand because it’s all writing with British spelling as well as…




















