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Mexico: Cruise Ships Crash Into Each Other

If there’s one thing I know, it’s that Mexicans are not good at driving boats. However in this case, it may be that these two cruise ships were attempting to have sex with one another. After all: isn’t that how new cruise ships are made?…

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Kentucky: 15 Horses Killed in Mass Horse Shooting

What the hell even is this? Why does it always feel like the end times these days? Courier-Journal : Authorities are investigating after at least 15 horses were reportedly found fatally shot Tuesday near a strip mining site in Eastern Kentucky. The horses were found…

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Yes, Diet Coke Makes You Fat

This study is literally more interesting than the impeachment. By a lot. The Sun : Drinking artificially-sweetened drinks like Diet Coke could make you more likely to put weight on, doctors have warned. Researchers from the University of South Australia found that people who consume…

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