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Donald Trump Shot!

Shooting just happened at The Trump rally pic.twitter.com/Xs1dVL1H3T — Acyn (@Acyn) July 13, 2024 Well. This is a happening. Donald Trump just got shot during a rally. Apparently. The word being used is “apparently.” It looks like he got grazed by a bullet. He took…

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Cameroon: President’s Daughter Comes Out as Dyke

Brenda Biya (left) kissing some other slut from Brazil Firstly, buddy, don’t send your daughter to get educated by whites. Having a hard time feeling bad for you here. Basically, you’re going to have to have your daughter executed, which sucks I guess, but who…

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21-Year-Old Slut Elected as Mayor of Georgia Town

Brooke Huckaby, 21. I’ve been saying for years “we need younger, sluttier politicians – young sluts are the only ones with the brains to run this country.” Finally, people are realizing I was right. New York Post : Brooke Huckaby is bucking Gen Z’s apparent…

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Watch: Ben Affleck’s Daughter Calls for New Mask Mandates

Violet Affleck: “To confront the Long COVID crisis I demand mask availability, air filtration and far-UVC light in government facilities, including jails and detention centers and mask mandates in county medical facilities. We must expand availability of tests and treatment.… pic.twitter.com/zg4b7Z9vxy — Dr. Lucky Tran…

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I’m Not Feeling Well

That’s why the site sucks. I’m not feeling well. I’ll feel better soon. I always do. I apologize for the trouble. But you do still have news articles. “Filler” we call those.

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