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New Poll Shows a Bunch of Democrats Beating Trump

A new NBC/WSJ poll shows a bunch of Democrats beating Trump. I don’t know if this is fake polling or what, but I do know that if the election was tomorrow, the Democrats would lose. Polls poll people who don’t vote. There’s also social pressure…

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You Jacking Off is Causing the Globe to Warm

I’m against porno because it negatively affects testosterone levels and probably psychology, and leads to anti-natal practices, and is just sort of generally gross. But I’ve been predicting they’re going to ban it eventually in the name of feminism in order to cause further sexual…

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