Maybe Donald Trump is trying to pivot back to Venezuela? Things got real hot with Iran. Too hot for a guy that fat and orange, what with all the cholesterol issues he has. He’s probably saying: “C’mon Jared, please Jared, can we just go back…
“You know who’s protecting al-Qaeda right now is Saudi Arabia.” -Tulsi Gabbard Last night’s Democrat debate was stupid and boring. The only interesting part was anti-war and pro-First Amendment candidate Tulsi Gabbard – who was given only half the speaking time of the large high…
Girls only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting. Women are so absolutely repulsive. Imagine that it is considered “rape” in many Western countries to have sex with a woman by telling her you’re famous? How about if we’re going to do that, we make…
Whoa, look at those things. Imagine them knocking on your door late at night, with those faces, screaming “HALP ME HALP ME HALP ME HALP ME.” Nightmare stuff. Daily Mail : Hundreds of African and Haitian migrants rioted on Tuesday and tried to escape from…
Wow, jeez. This is completely anti-Semitic. Washington Post : In newly disclosed testimony, former secretary of state Rex Tillerson said President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, operated independently with powerful leaders around the world without coordination with the State Department, leaving Tillerson out of the loop…
Well, we’re off to the races. We’re in Miami, bitch. No One Anyone Cares About was There This was the “losers’ circle,” with only the low-level candidates performing. Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris and that faggot butt guy will have their own debate…
Tucker Carlson is going to get banned from TV over his opposition to the Iran war. He might be the only person who’s prevented it from happening. We know that the president watches the show. And last week, Tucker had on John Bolton’s former chief…
They say that you are the average of the people that you surround yourself with. And Trump has surrounded himself with some very problematic people. But it occurs to me: maybe he’s like the Chandler of his friend group. Joey and Phoebe are retarded, Rachel…
Take a look at the mind of the modern Western woman. Kelly Tyler wrote on Medium : What is your number? It’s a question that comes up sooner or later. But if you have been sexually active fot 10 plus years, it is surprisingly easy…
The last bastion of true believer Trump supporters on the internet is located on Reddit at r/The_Donald . Their board has just been “quarantined.” Quarantining is what Reddit does before they shut down a board. When you try to view the page, you get a…
I wrote a joke article earlier about this issue, but it’s time for a serious article about it: Donald Trump doesn’t seem to know the difference between Iraq and Iran. He’s blaming Iran for nearly half of the American deaths in Iraq. ….The wonderful Iranian…
This entire war campaign was just about helping out our greatest ally, the Jews – who built America by offering low-interest loans to black people. But now, it’s personal. AP : Iran warned Tuesday that new U.S. sanctions targeting its supreme leader and other top…
Imagine visiting Milan to take a break from being raped by Pakis, only to end up getting raped by Arabs instead. That’s some seriously bad luck right there. Sputnik : A British woman was found in a “disordered” state in a park along Via Conca…
The new Project Veritas report about Google censorship has been censored by Google. Because of course. The 25 minute video, above, is available only on Vimeo, a crappy YouTube knock-off that no one uses. Previously, Vimeo would ban anyone that YouTube banned, so having a…
I think it’s safe to say that this story is true and probably not an exaggeration in the slightest. In fact, I’d say seven times is probably low-balling it. Let’s be real here, the whole country wants this poor kid dead. It’s a good thing…
A lot of right-wingers are confused as to why Ben Shapiro is trying to force the United States into a war with Iran. But even with their confusion, they keep on trusting him because he has such an honest face. It would be so much…
This new generation of kids is literally Hitler. Daily Mail : A New Jersey mom pushing her baby in a stroller was viciously attacked and left for dead by a high school bully who took exception to her 12-year-old son defending the rights of Mexican…
So, Donald Trump is basically setting up the entire world for the Biblical Apocalypse. Why would he do that? Is he the Antichrist? RT : A Russian Navy frigate armed with cruise missiles has arrived in Havana Harbor for an official visit. As Russian seamen…
HA! You thought you were going to visit distant worlds, explore the secrets of the universe and colonize the galaxy? Well, sucks to be you. No men allowed! As for me… I’m switching my name to Pomidora and getting some eyeliner or something so I…
The upside is that Benji’s “not amused” face is more amusing than his amused face. Ben Shapiro is fuming that Trump pulled back at the last minute and didn’t start bombing Iran. Look at him. He’s having an absolute yid-fit. “What good is an orange…
