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Mortal Engines Movie Review

Last night, I had a couple glasses of Gordon’s gin because I’m too broke to afford Beefeater. Nah, I lie. I was drinking Beefeater. I usually drink Gordon’s, but I splurged on the good stuff, due to the pressure of planning for the coming post-apocalyptic…

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MOLOCH: Virginia Governor Endorses ‘Post-Term Abortion’

This is insanity. Seems like advocating for Post Term Abortion AKA MURDER by any standard I’m aware of. The only thing worse than what the Democrat Governor of VA said was the fact that there’s zero pushback from the host. https://t.co/MwRGyAecFT — Donald Trump Jr.…

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ICE Force-Feeds Detainees on Hunger Strike

There’s now irrefutable proof that there is more than one kind of rape. Nutritional rape in this case. ABC News : 11 detainees at an ICE detention facility in El Paso, Texas, have been refusing food, some for more than 30 days, and six of…

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Why is Venezuela So Low on Toilet Paper?

Look, here’s the thing. There’s no way in hell a country as rich as Venezuela could not afford to feed its people and wipe their asses with double-plush even if it went 100% retard with the Communism thing. But how do you go about doing…

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Venezuela is a Trap For Trump and Brazil Is In On the Con

Everyone is confused about the Venezuela situation, and since I’m pretty sure it’s going to be Syria or Libya 2.0, we all need to get up to speed here. Here’s the situation. Venezuela is surrounded on three sides by hostile countries: Brazil, Guyana and Columbia.…

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GODDAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

….Large protests all across Venezuela today against Maduro. The fight for freedom has begun! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 30, 2019 And who is the top commenter. Oh, it’s one of our regular top commenters. Brian Krassenstein. And he is thanking Trump for his…

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Don Jr. is Next

Yesterday, I wrote an piece attempting to inform the President that if he doesn’t get it together and shut down the Mueller Probe, his First Born Son is the next in line for a pre-dawn raid and life in prison for some procedural crime relating…

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The Polar Vortex is Caused by Global Warming

Now, a lot of people would think that it is counterintuitive that global warming would be causing the coldest weather in recorded history. I think this is why they changed the name from “global warming” to “climate change.” As now it can just refer to…

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