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Not the Bowling Alley, You Sonovabitch

Anyone who has ever wanted to keep partying after the 2 AM bar closing time brutally enforced by the nation that invades other countries to bring them freedoms is aware that black people have two relatively creative ways to keep the party going: BYOB strip…

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Ireland Criminalizes Being Mean to Stupid Whores

Irish women have been granted the power to send men to jail depending on how they say they feel but independently of them actually feeling what they say they feel and also independently of men making them feel that way or not. Feels feels feels…

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Nancy, Nancy, Nancy!

I hate that they created that stupid ongoing drama about “oh maybe Nancy won’t be speaker after all though.” That is the perfect example of how politics are getting boring again. It was an ongoing story, which was completely a waste of time, because no…

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Chinks Put First Probe on Dark Side of the Moon

I am shocked – to the brink – by the fact that the chinks could somehow do this without any fat sheboons there to do dey calculahzions’n shieet… All Chinks, almost all men. One of the females appears to be in labor. Though remember: they…

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Anti-Tranny Speech Now Illegal in Sweden

What would the new year be without a “Sweden YES!” story to set the mood? Fria Tider : Now, the red-green government is introducing a so-called “extended criminal law protection for transgender people”, which means that the basis “cross-border identity or expression” is added to…

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