Oh, when we were young. There is a narrative that goes: “things were not actually better when you were younger, it was just better because you were young.” This is a ridiculous narrative. Firstly, my life was not better when I was young. It’s much…
Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just…
Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just…
First they told you we needed a war to protect the supremacy of the Aryan race in the Ukraine. Now they’re telling you it’s time to go to war to protect Filipino fishing rights. Meanwhile, our own cities are being rapidly conquered by violent barbarian…
On Sunday, I apologized for the site not being great lately. I understand the problems, and I’m glad to hear feedback. Basically, people want it to be funny and want long, interesting articles. It seems simple enough, as I have this ability. But it’s been…
I do not have an article of any importance this Sunday. This is in keeping with my overall poor performance this week, for which I apologize. For most news websites, the election season is peak season. Personally, I am very bored by it. Everything feels…
I know I’ve been lax on memes lately. It’s because I didn’t feel like doing it. This week, I felt like doing it. Here we go. Get ready. We’re going.
🚨🚨 Unearthed footage of Andrew Tate grooming an alleged underage girl in July THIS YEAR. The source who sent this to me said this very young looking girl remarked that she had lost the fake ID she used to get into clubs. Meaning she was…
Remember when boomers were making jokes about “I identify as” and then callous millennials started making jokes about their jokes, saying “‘I identify as an attack helicopter’? okay boomer, that sucks”? Then remember the millennials making fun of the original joke were actually more annoying,…
Poker player and ultimate pussy magnate Dan Blitzerian blitzed the gates on the Jewish problem, saying the whole thing during an interview with Patrick Bet-David last week. He has now blazed a path for other internet celebrities to say the same thing about the Jews,…
Poker player and ultimate pussy magnate Dan Bilzerian blitzed the gates on the Jewish problem, saying the whole thing during an interview with Patrick Bet-David last week. He has now blazed a path for other internet celebrities to say the same thing about the Jews,…
Classic 1990s SNL cast member and Duce Bigalow (Male Gigalo) Rob Schneider appeared on Tucker Carlson a couple days ago. I really liked the opening segment, where he was talking about his daughter attacking him, and he said he’s a recent convert to Catholicism, and…
Choose your fighter. Earlier today, I was bragging about how good I am at political and geopolitical analysis, and no one has ever even tried to name someone who is better than me at this. Literally: no one has even tried. I wasn’t really bragging,…
A troubled young lad was at the hospital, and put an interesting question to me. I believe many of you probably don’t know the answer to this question, so I should explain. In the hospital and a pretty girl is finally here and she offered…
Trump says legal immigration is needed to replace the native population: “We’re going to let a lot of people come in because we need more people, especially with AI coming…” Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/yq3fUGOgTu — AF Post (@AFpost) August 16, 2024 The day after vowing to…
⚡️Full Details regarding the sale of weapons to Israel by the U.S 5 weapons packages: – 50 F-15 aircraft $18.82 B – 30 AMRAAM missiles for $102.5 M – 32,739 120mm tank rounds for $774.1 M – 50,000 120mm mortar rounds for $61.1 M –…
You’re gonna get this one from me 3 times a year, regardless. Yes, I know these were late, my dearest friends. It hurts my heart to make friends wait for good things they love. But I am the meme master, and I deliver the good…
Regrettably, I have no spiritual enlightenment to share this Sunday. Perhaps, the message of “don’t vote, stop pretending this election is real” is a bit spiritually uplifting, as if you embrace the position that “voting is consent,” and then back that up with “it doesn’t…
America is not an idea. If you think it is then go start “America” somewhere else. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/mStUz4rUBa — McEntee 2028 (@McEntee2028) August 1, 2024 Yeah, okay. Didn’t do memes this week. Actually, I did, because I’m doing them now, and this is still “this…
The British have been rioting against immigrants after a Rwandan immigrant (born in the UK) stabbed up a Taylor Swift dance class, killing three little girls. I’ve reported on this as news items, but I haven’t really given much commentary on it. This is not…
