He’s just like me. ( EDITOR’S NOTE: Feel free to skip all these words and just look at the memes. I won’t be offended. Actually, I will respect you more) Business first: I’m supposed to be doing a donation drive and the email address can’t…
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PSA: If You End Up With a Dead Hooker in Your Hotel Room, CALL A LAWYER, DO NOT TALK TO THE COPS
I’ve been thinking about that story of that poor guy strangling that gross, old, overpriced hooker to death in Vegas, and I think I need to put out a PSA on what to do if you accidentally kill a hooker. You do not want to…
Happy Independence Day! (And Stormer Anniversary!)
Happy Independence Day to all my American brothers. I pray that you all have safe and effective parades, BBQs, and fireworks displays. And hey, even if you’re not American – have some respect for our culture and grab a burger and blow something up. I’ve…
Tomi [sic] Lahren Looks Like a Smooshed Pile of Dog Shit
Remember this face? From the 2016 election? It was all over Fox News. You remember it. If you’re over fifty, you were probably thinking “that’s a naughty little girl, I think I’d like to spank her little behind!” If you’re under 50, you were probably…
Ana Kasparian Looks Like Joe Biden Now
This idea that women should be in public was always a big mistake, in my opinion. People think I’m joking when I say “basically, the Taliban is right about everything.” I’m not joking. But then people will say I’m joking about not joking. I can…
What Exactly is Going on with This Election?
Who are those 33%? When I watched the debate, I saw exactly what I expected to see. Pretty much point-by-point, there was nothing that seemed strange or surprising about it. The one pleasant surprise is that there wasn’t a huge back and forth over who…
Trump-Biden Debate [FULL VIDEO + BRILLIANT COMMENTARY]
This is a holding place article. I haven’t watched this shit yet. But this is the full video. I’ve seen some clips and I think they overdid Biden’s drugs. He’s bug-eyed and his jaw is open. I imagine there is much worse. I’m gonna watch…
Bibi Unglued: Completely Unhinged, Calling for Seven-Front War to Prevent Iran from Invading Entire World
I’m sorry I know it’s not funny. I’m not actually sorry, and this is so funny. Bibi Netanyahu is meeting with the Americans and a few hours ago he gave a talk claiming that Iran is “plotting a seven-front war” to conquer the entire Middle…
Bibi Unglued: Completely Unhinged, Calling for Seven-Front War to Prevent Iran Invading Entire World
I’m sorry I know it’s not funny. I’m not actually sorry, and this is so funny. Bibi Netanyahu is meeting with the Americans and a few hours ago he gave a talk claiming that Iran is “plotting a seven front war” to conquer the entire…
Memetic Monday: The Ride Never Ends
These memes are… Well, there are a couple good ones. Everyone knows I do my best. Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week: And the Runner-Up: And now, the primo collection.
The Krypto Report’s Azzmador Has Passed Away at 57
This is reprinted from infostormer.com with the permission of the author. I have my own things to say about Azzmador, but will have to think about it. He played a crucial role in the development of this website. He was a giant of a man,…
NATO Chief Says He Needs More Nuclear Weapons, Wants to Start Producing Them Again
And here I thought one of the core principles of modern NATO was anti-proliferation. This is a February, 2023 post on their website: Turning on a dime like this can’t be related to the Ukraine directly. Instead, it is increasingly starting to become undeniable to…
Memetic Monday: We Ain’t Haulin Milk
So, I’m thinking of turning the opening section of “Memetic Monday” into a kind of weekly “Meme Oscars.” Let’s see how this goes. The award for best sad meme goes to… The award for best patriotic meme goes to… The award for best cat-related meme…
This Joe Rogan Show with Tim Dillon is Pretty Edgy, Actually
Joe Rogan is back on YouTube. I was on a Joe Rogan blackout, because I refuse to use Spotify. I don’t even have a cellphone anymore. I had this Chinese tablet thing with Android you could run the apps on, which I could carry around…
This Joe Rogan Show with Tim Dillion is Pretty Edgy, Actually
Joe Rogan is back on YouTube. I was on a Joe Rogan blackout, because I refuse to use Spotify. I don’t even have a cellphone anymore. I had this Chinese tablet thing with Android you could run the apps on, which I could carry around…
The US Government is a Criminal Gang With No Legitimate Authority to Rule the American People
The US government is a totally illegitimate authority. It’s rather obvious that the people funding the slaughter in Gaza have no moral authority, but it needs to be understood that they do not have any legal authority either. What they have is men with guns…
Andrew Anglin Put on Ukrainian Kill List as Elon Musk Bans All Links to Daily Stormer
I was put on another Ukrainian kill list. This one, funded by the US State Department, only contains 390 people. So it’s a pretty big achievement, really. The NGO called “Data Journalism Agency” ( also for some reason called “TEXTY”), published the kill list in…
I Just Wanted to See Mario…
I was watching a documentary about Super Mario Brothers, enjoying my bi-weekly* McDonald’s breakfast yesterday, and I saw that there was a special YouTube logo with eyes. It was not so long ago that I would have thought it was maybe a promo for a…
Celebrating the Hunter Biden Gun Conviction Legitimizes an Illegitimate System
Sometimes, when I think something is really stupid, I just write a joke article, basically assuming the reader is inside my head and understands why I think the thing is stupid. I did that yesterday with the Hunter Biden gun crime conviction. Probably, my thoughts…
Memetic Monday: Time to Blast Off Into a World of Pure Imagination
Norm Macdonald – Holocaust Remembrance Day pic.twitter.com/2OraJeWDR9 — T. T. Timayenis (@Timayenis) January 27, 2024 I wish I could have played it like this. I always sort of meant to. Just didn’t really work out that way. It’s that time again! Time to put aside…


















