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I Want to Look Like Sam Rockwell When I’m 56

Sam Rockwell had a surprise cameo in White Lotus this week. The clip above is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, but the funniness was outweighed by how shocked I was at how good this guy looks. I said “he’s gotta be 52,…

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Memetic Monday: James Bowman has Gone Off the Res

It’s quite possible that the ultimate agenda of James Bowman is to drive me over the edge. He’s gone completely off the res, and has hired a team to spam 4chan with hardcore memes of himself. This is the same thing that Kamala Harris did…

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I am Doing the 8 Day Complete Fast

Just so you understand, I am doing an eight day complete fast to try to fix my health and also for spiritual reasons. I believe running this website has completely destroyed my health, and I’m extremely bitter about this. My bitterness knows no end. I’ve…

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The “Racism” Conspiracy

The term “racism” along with accompanying terms such “white supremacy” have been thrown around wildly for over a decade now. Shockingly, the term “racism” has not really been defined in any serious way, but the implication of the term is that there are people who…

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Alright, I’m Out

I was hoping to keep working on the news for a few more weeks and produce some kind of grand finale, but I’ve decided I’m too burned out and really don’t care much for grand finales anyway. So, I’m officially quitting the daily news. Right…

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I’m Not Actually Quitting

People keep asking me for a recent photo to prove I’m alive. This is from last night, after the game. On Sunday, I wrote an piece explain I was quitting the weekly news. That was just a big joke. I was just trolling you. I’m…

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I Think I’m Ready to Wrap This Up

During the most serious illness of my life, which inexplicably coincided with the Hamas attack on Israel on October 7, 2023, I experienced an intense series of dreams and visions which overlapped with the real world, there in my red room. I still don’t know…

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Poll: Republican Support for Elon Musk Drops From 47% to 26%

. @JaredEMoskowitz : In November, polls showed that 47% of Republicans wanted Elon Musk very involved with the government. Today that number is 26% pic.twitter.com/Lf24wrSW0v — FactPost (@factpostnews) February 6, 2025 This is a result of both Elon’s demands for infinity H-1B visas, and his…

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