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Ebonics Translations: NLE Choppa’s Too Hot
It’s Saturday and you know what that means: it’s time to get wasted drunk and wake up in an alley somewhere in a different city with no wallet, gun, cellphone, or memory of how you got there. Just joking. Take the day to relax and…
Meat Loaf Dead: Rest in Peace, Big Guy
Meat Loaf was an inspiration to some, an icon for others, and a hero to all. He has just passed away at the age of 74. I’m not going to blame the vax, because he was really fat and unhealthy, and also I think much…
Friday Meme Surprise: Are Memes Good?
It’s a bonus meme day, and you know what that means – the rest of today’s articles are going to be complete garbage. No, I’m just joking. Great articles, great memes – this is the way. You have to do your homework. A crowd of…
Bonus Ebonics Translations: Classic 50 Cent and Tupac Translations
This is a special bonus edition of Stormer Ebonics translations, where we’re going to hit a couple of classic hits. A translation of 50 Cent’s 2003 hit was requested by a reader. I was slightly hesitant, as I think rap from that time was so…
The Truth About iDubbbz
This is a Sam Hyde film. It’s a lot of fun. It’s like a week old. I was saving it to post on a day when I had literally nothing. Today, fortunately for you, is that day. I think you’ll enjoy it.
Based Chamath: “Nobody Cares About What’s Happening to the Uyghurs, Okay?”
WATCH: Golden State Warriors owner Chamath Palihapitiya says that he “doesn’t care” about China trampling on human rights. At least @chamath was honest. Do all other @nba franchise owners share his disregard for genocide and slavery? pic.twitter.com/v0Xiy36mr9 — Jenny Beth Martin (@jennybethm) January 17, 2022…
Memetic Monday: These Memes are Terrible
This week, all of the memes are bad. Please donate to the site so we can provide you with better memes next time . Seriously. Memes cost money, folks. They don’t just spring off of trees. If you want bad memes, don’t donate and you’ll…
I Don’t Know Why Alex Berenson Attacked Robert Malone on Fox News – But It was Sure Weird
As the reader is aware, Alex Berenson has been a pretty consistently good voice on the issue of the coronavirus hoax, almost from the beginning. His track record isn’t as good as mine, but as a former New York Times writer and then a normal…
Ebonics Translations: Million Dollars Worth of Game by 2 Chainz
I was just looking up “new trap singles 2022,” and picked the first thing I saw. Aside from being a bit lazy, I guess it proves the point that I’m not selectively choosing the most outrageous rap songs – they’re all pretty much the same…
Imagine If White Women Acted Like Japanese Women
Imagine, if you will, a race where even the women of the race express hardcore in-group preference. Imagine if it was this hardcore. New York Post : A sperm donor’s betrayal has led to one mother’s shame and an orphaned child. A Japanese woman is…
1/6 People Finally Got Charged with Sedition (Oath Keepers)
To truly understand what happened on January 6, you have to have played through all 5 Metal Gear Solid games. After the big deal this week with everyone talking about Ray Epps after it was brought up in Congressional hearings, the Justice Department has finally…
Mid-Week Meme Surprise: Maniac Memes at Deranged Discount Rates!
We’ve got memes out the wazoo here at Hoax Watch Discount Meme Outlet! So come on down and get your memes before it’s too late and they’re too old to be relevant to share with your friends! I mean, folks, we’ve still got Jack Murphy…
Ted Cruz Attempts Redemption, Crushes FBI Wench at Hearing Regarding 1/6 Violence
To truly understand what happened on January 6, you have to have played through all 5 Metal Gear Solid games. Ted “Bread” Cruz had a bad week last week. He referred to the 1/6 event as a terrorist attack, then got called out by Tucker…
The Coronavirus Hoax is Not Slowing Down and Nothing is Going Back to Normal
As the reader is aware, Austria was the first country to implement a lockdown for the unvaccinated, where people who have declined to take the vaccine are not allowed to leave their house for any reason other than to buy food or go to the…
The $40k Resistance Wasn’t Even Really Broken, Buddy. Get It Together. I’m a Serious Person.
This is the chart, buddy: Listen, buddy. I acquire currency, buddy. I’m an important person, and all my buddies in the neighborhood know that I’m very serious. If one of my buddies makes a move on my money, that buddy will face my other buddies.…
Memetic Monday: I Feel Fine, Bro
It’s Monday, and I feel fine, bro. I’ve been praying to Jesus and taking probiotics. I cut the carbs. I feel free, despite my enemies who prowl and stalk in the bush and weeds. ( Note : I don’t support Camus – pronounced Kay-Muss –…
Stormer Ebonics Translation: Masterpiece by DaBaby
I know Stormer Ebonics Translations was supposed to be a Saturday feature, but Saturday for me was not a good Saturday. But da feature it do is be. As most of you know, DaBaby was completely canceled from the entire music industry for a short…
A Real Insurrection Would Have Been Justified, And Things Would be a Lot Better had It Happened
I think we might be focusing too much on the fact that there wasn’t actually an insurrection. A better point to make might be that an insurrection would have been justified, and no one can really claim otherwise. If Vaxy Don didn’t want in on…
Friday Funday Meme Surprise: It’s Still Christmas in Russia!
I still have Christmas memes. But hey – it’s still Christmas in Russia, Greece, and like, several other places. And I’ve got memes, and really not much else going on today. Am I really going to read all of this stuff about Kazakhstan and then…


















