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Democracy: It’s When Fat People Decide Your Life

Democracy at work: Mike Pompeo meets with John Bolton “Democracy” doesn’t seem to be what it claims to be. We currently have Donald Trump, a man who ran on ending war in the Middle East, escalating it to levels we haven’t seen since the few…

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7 Ways to Honor a Logger on Loggers Day

Our brave loggers risk life and limb to protect America from running out of wood. TODAY IS LOGGERS DAY, a day when Americans celebrate the brave men and women who have served in our nation’s logging industry. Yet, for many of us, the day passes…

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The True Crimes of Qasem Soleimani (Abridged List)

The world was shocked when the intrepid investigative journalist Jack Posobiec AKA “Agent Poso” revealed on Twitter that newly assassinated Iranian commander Qasem Soleimani planned the Benghazi attack. Did You Know: Soleimani planned the 2012 attacks in Libya because he knew about the gun running…

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I Don’t Even Know What is Going On, lol

So, I don’t know what is going on with this war situation, and I haven’t been able to find anyone on the internet who knows what’s going on with it. Just as a refresher, here is the series of events that have unfolded over the…

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There is No Point to Beautiful Women

I am now trying my best to be a good Christian, and avoiding sex entirely. It is not just a good idea for Christian reasons, mind you – like all things one does for Christian reasons, it is good for the mental health. However, I’ve…

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People Eat a Spoonful of PLASTIC Every Week, Study Finds

This isn’t some new vegan supplement aimed at easing the transition of man into an infertile androgynous humanoid. This is people being unable to escape the ubiquity of plastic. Reuters : Microscopic pieces of plastic have been discovered in the most remote locations, from the…

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2020: Welcome to the Future, Faggot

It’s 2020 now and in a few short months, the video game Cyberpunk 2077 will be released. What you might find interesting is that this is based on a 1988 tabletop game that was called “ Cyberpunk 2020 .” Because in 1988, people thought that…

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With Regards to Carly Simon’s Nipples

Have you guys ever looked at the cover of “No Secrets” by Carly Simon? Probably most of you don’t even know what this is. It’s a 1972 album by Jewish singer-songwriter Carly Simon. Her nipples sure are popping out on the cover of this album.…

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