You see , in Wakanda it is standard practice to rob and threaten to execute anyone working for a company deemed to be selling unhealthy food. It’s just his culture. WMDT : A robbery is under investigation, after police say that a suspect took money…
Why are these super-advanced Wakandans attacking our elderly?!?! Why Wakanda? WHY??!?!?!?!?!?! ABC : A Los Angeles man was charged on suspicion of killing an elderly man in his Santa Monica home last month. Roy Antonio Davis, 26, was charged Friday on suspicion of murder and…
Perhaps he was trying to teach primitive whites a lesson. Holland Sentinel : Two men were victims of armed robbery in Holland Township on Sunday, Feb. 25, according to the Ottawa County Sheriff’s Office. The first incident took place at 5:35 p.m. at the Speedway…
I’m sure it was in self-defense. It’s not like Wakandans to be randomly violent. They’re a highly sophisticated group of jungle-based gentlemen. WKRG : The domestic violence that ended with Mobile Police Officer Justin Billa’s death is nothing new to the couple involved. Officer Billa…
Jamel Turner. You can’t blame him too much. He’s not used to primitive land-based cars, he just moved here from Wakanda where they only have flying cars. News Day : Suffolk District Attorney Timothy Sini said Friday he anticipated upgraded charges against the driver of…
This is proof that even us lowly primitive Whites can deal with the Wakandan menace. ABC : A mother and daughter took matters into their own hands and shot a would-be robber at their liquor store in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Police said the man was armed…
I’m sure that his reasons were too big brained and altruistic for any stupid, evil Whites to understand. Register Guard : Eugene police are seeking tips to find a suspect in the Friday evening armed robbery at Dutch Bros. coffee drive-through on West 11th Avenue.…
I wonder if the Wakandans have some kind of drive that makes them want to kill primitive whites, as a way to genetically enhance the globe so they can fully implement a technological utopia across the entire planet. If so, that is pretty clever. WTHR…
Ceon Broughton, Louella Michie. Because Whites are too primitive to understand Wakandan technology and culture, Wakandans often get annoyed and simply snap on White friends and fuckmeat. Telegraph : The former boyfriend of the daughter of Holby City actor John Michie has been charged with…
The cop was intimidated by their high IQ. The Advocate : A Slidell officer fired shots at a man in a stolen vehicle who tried to run the officer down Wednesday in a Wal-mart parking lot, police said. Neither the officer nor the suspect was…
Why must these Wakandans shoot us from orbit with their advanced space-guns? WKRG : Judge Joe Basenberg denied the Mobile County District Attorney’s Office request to hold the Trinity Garden shooting suspects without bond. He granted bonds but added the condition that 10 percent of…
Teens these days, jeez man jeez. Local 10 : A Plantation woman was recently sleeping at her home when she woke up to find a robber in her bedroom. “This young child came in my house and was threatening to kill me. You know, just,…
I wonder what happened in here… One of the greatest benefits of the USA-Wakanda Freedom of Movement Act is that it made life much more exciting and unpredictable for regular white Americans. Back in the 1950s, for instance, American liquor store owners had little to…
Edward Kelty. Since Wakandans are benevolent and peaceful in nature, this was an honest mistake. The Wakandan even apologized! Evil Whitey could never accept an apology because he feels inferior due to the advanced technology that hit him. Orlando Sentinel : When former Orlando Police…
Antwan Holmes, Tre’Varis Alford, Ty’Quavious Mack. They come down in their spaceships just to bully us. It’s disgusting. Go back to your technologically advanced super-state and leave us alone, Wakanda. WBTW : Darlington County investigators arrested three men – all teenagers – for the armed…
I think that the Wakandans deep down feel sorry for us primitive Whites. I also think that this one maybe wanted to do us a favor by removing a bio-hazard. The female was just collateral damage. WTKR : On Friday, 22-year-old Deion Jacobs pleaded not…
I assume the White man was trying to steal the Wakandan’s flying car. WYFF : A teen who deputies were looking for in connection with a deadly weekend shooting is in custody, according to Spartanburg County Sheriff Chuck Wright. Brian Cornelius Foster, 18, of Old…
I for one am tired of Wakanda – the most technologically advanced country on the planet earth – sending their agents to our country to meddle in our business. Local 10 : A U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent shot and killed a man who…
That wasn’t a gun though, technically. It was actually a portable portal device which they were fighting over. You see, one of them stole the design for the device from the other and the victim just wanted his intellectual property back. But alas, now the…
I wonder why we need to waste our tax dollars on this guy. Just send him back to Wakanda. They have a high-tech society. WFMJ : A 22-year-old man was sentenced today to 62 years to life in prison for killing a 16-year-old girl in…
