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Evil Fat Scumbag Boogie2988 Opened Fire on Frank Hassle

Frank Hassle is the funniest person currently alive. He has recently been involved in a campaign to bring a reckoning to YouTuber Boogie2988. This week, Frank brought the reckoning to Boogie’s house, and a gun was fired at him. Boogie2988 is a fat slob who…

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Fat People in Advertisements are Just a Normal Thing Now

You see it everywhere now. Fat people have officially been normalized. This was I’m sure easier and cheaper for the ruling elite than regulating the food industry . Furthermore, we have to follow the values of the free market. Even as we embrace an absolute…

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You Know Nothing About Women, Jon Snow

Jon Snow is only 33, but for some reason he married a middle-aged woman, who looks about as appetizing as one of those ice-ghouls from Beyond the Wall. New York Post : “Game of Thrones” stars Rose Leslie and Kit Harington are about to discover…

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Banning Junk Food in the Checkout Aisle is Too Little, Too Late

Berkeley will be first in the nation to ban candy, soda at checkout aisles https://t.co/5Q2QuR9Wlv — Berkeleyside (@berkeleyside) September 23, 2020 The federal government had a responsibility to regulate the food industry, and they refused to do it. Now we have hilarious rates of obesity…

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Pope Anus Now Hunting Autistic Boys for Anal Purposes

The fake pope recently came out and made the absolute claim that God loves it when little children have their anuses spread open by the penises of grown men. Now, consider this: this week, he’s talking about how God loves autistic children. AP : Pope…

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