Siri is the biggest known security vulnerability in an Apple phone, and it is ideal to just turn it off . As far as we are aware, this is the only way the device can just start recording you without having been hacked. Though at…
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Please Remain Inside Your Protective Pod, You are Entering the Virus Zone
Welcome to the domain of Virus, traveler. This here is the virus zone. It is the public space people use to get from one safe zone to another. You have to wear your protective pod at all times. Your protective pod is your outdoor protective…
Dystopian Freakshow: Strippers Go Back to Work with Masks
It’s sad that strippers these days are fat with all of these disgusting tattoos. I just really can’t even imagine the mindset of a woman who gets a tattoo. “Oh, hey, let me make myself significantly uglier for no reason.” Nonetheless, strippers remain more morally…
UK: Primary School Reveals Insane Social Distancing Playground Circles for Kids
The new playground. Office spaces are changing, workplaces are changing, nursery schools are changing. Primary schools are also changing. Daily Mail : A primary school has sparked fury among parents after it revealed its social distancing plan, which would see children as young as four…
Plandemic Website Apparently Hacked, Forwards to Site with Dumb Talking Points
The website for the coronavirus documentary Plandemic, plandemicmovie.com, appears to have been hacked. It is now forwarding to “watchplandemic.com,” which features a list of SCIENCE! talking points. The sum total of the site is the word “Plandemic” followed by these bulletpoints: Judy Mikovitz is bat…
Media Planning a Total Redesign of All Office Spaces Because of Coronavirus
We know as an absolute matter of unquestionable fact that if you removed the elderly and the chronically ill from the population, you could let everyone contract coronavirus and virtually no one would experience serious complications, let alone die. That is to say, the effects…
Malign Hobbit Greta Thunberg Gives $100,000 to Refugee Kids, Urges People to Believe in Science
CNN brought Greta Thunberg in as part of their expert panel on coronavirus for their “global town hall” thing. Here’s what she had to say: She doesn’t know if she had the virus because in Sweden you don’t get tested for coronavirus unless you need…
Old People Lack Tech Knowledge and Suffer More from the Isolation That’s Meant to Protect Them
Everyone’s suffering because of the lockdown and social isolation rules, but at least younger people know how to use the internet and stuff. Old people are struggling with loneliness because they’re not very tech savvy, a survey found. The lockdown is supposed to be protecting…
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It didn’t have to be like this. Except, it actually did have to be like this. The Hollywood Reporter : Citing business challenges and a low return on investment from resources spent on producing content for digital platforms, Vice Media C.E.O. Nancy Dubuc announced plans…
UK Issues New Projections on the Number of People Who Will Die as a Result of the Lockdown
These lunatics chanted “not one life.” I was screaming “YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THESE PEOPLE YOU’RE KILLING WITH YOUR INSANE LOCKDOWN???” No one listened to me. Now the UK government has admitted that by their own measurements, well over half a million people are…
Pew Research: Mental Health Fallout of Corona Will Kill 75,000 in US
“Welp, I just can’t take it anymore. We’ll see y’all later.” Everything I said was going to happen is going to come true. “Experts” are now openly admitting that the mental health fallout from this lockdown is going to be much worse than the damage…
Fresh Air and Sunshine Help Prevent Viruses Spreading, But Everyone’s Locked Inside
SCIENCE had to tell us that viruses are less likely to spread outdoors because it isn’t immediately obvious. The United Kingdom is now allowing people to spend time outdoors, because smart government people and experts have just realized that viruses are less likely to spread…
France: Kids are Forced to Play Away from Each Other in Isolated Areas Marked with Chalk
This is nightmarish. Seriously, it is Black Mirror come to life. THE VIRUS DOESN’T KILL CHILDREN, YOU EVIL BASTARDS! YOU’RE GIVING THEM PERMANENT PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE! The Doom Virus hysteria is reaching new heights despite all data portraying coronavirus as something as dangerous as the flu.…
CNN Deeply Concerned That Americans are Saving Money and Reducing Debt
If you’re under 65, you have roughly a zero percent chance of dying from coronavirus. However, if you are [any age], you have roughly a 1000% chance of having your life destroyed by the measures employed to fight coronavirus. Can you imagine the silliness of…
New Problem: Scared Workers in the UK Don’t Want to Work, Prefer to Get Government Money
New virus strikes Britain: the Corona Sloth. They should have expected this to happen. This is what they were telling people back in April: People were first told that they had to stay in their homes because there was a dangerous virus outside, and now…
Facebook Pays $52 Million to PTSD’d Moderators, Holds Software Competition to Develop Anti-Hate Algorithms
One of the biggest problems that social media companies have faced in their total crackdown on free speech is that the people hired to moderate it kind of need to be white. Indians can delete things that say “nigger,” but a computer can censor based…
UK: People Spend 34 Years of Their Life Staring at Screens
People spend about 34 years of their life staring at screens, according to a new survey. Just wait until they account for the new lockdown lifestyle. People in America are already spending around 8 hours a day watching TV programs and movies during the lockdown,…
Watching Porn is a Self-Neutering Act: Porn Tycoon Funds Abortion Charity
What drives men to watch pornography is meant to result in acts of creation, but the energy is wasted engaging a glowing booby trap. Abortion, contraceptive methods, masturbation, and sterile sexual acts are other forms of the same self-neutering act of taking the energy that…
I Just Saw These Trannies in Interviews for the First Time
I was on the CBS News website and they have their TV station running in an app on the site. They were running today some show about trannies, and I clicked to enlarge. This was enlightening. I don’t know the name of this show and…
The Media is Throwing a Bunch of Bullshit at Us Now
We’re had nonstop coronavirus news for months. This makes sense, because we’re locked in our houses. All of life has been shut off. Nothing is actually happening other than this virus. All of a sudden, over the last couple of days, as protests have intensified,…




















