This is a really crappy rip-off. Why can’t we just get the normal anime girl in a jar? This is way better than a girlfriend, and unlike a sex doll, it is a legitimate replacement for a girlfriend. Engadget : When Gatebox revealed its… shall…
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Researchers Defend Pornography, Want People to Avoid Sex, To Stay at Home and Masturbate
This is one of the weakest defenses of pornography I’ve ever seen. But then again, pornography may be something impossible to convincingly defend. Researchers from Boston University claim that calling pornography a “public health crisis” is against the uh… values of public health promotion. Study…
Samsung Coming Out with Robotized Home Overlord / Women’s Child Substitute / Sentient Ball Droid “Ballie”
The age of droids is coming faster and faster. While most of our attention is focused on industrial robots used to replace human workers, various companies are still working on robotic companions for humans. At the recent CES fair, Samsung has shown some of what…
Women Who Freeze Their Eggs Only Have 18% Chance of Conceiving Despite Expensive Treatment
Trying to force unequal beings to act the same way is having devastating effects on our world. We pretend that blacks are the same as whites, yet we have whites bearing the burden of keeping that illusion alive. We also pretend that women are the…
Feminist Author Says Little Kids Need Nude Art Classes to be More “Relaxed” About Their Bodies
Apparently, we have to show genitals to kids and force them to draw those genitals in order to make kids more comfortable around genitals, and we need kids to be comfortable around genitals because of undisclosed reasons. Daily Mail : A feminist author has claimed…
World’s Most Popular Painkiller Blocks People’s Ability to Feel Empathy, Scientists Warn
After she takes paracetamol because of a headache. Drugs don’t really have a singular, isolated effect on the body. The fact that they may do the thing that people want them to do doesn’t mean that they don’t do plenty of other things that may…
Obese Woman Bullied for Her Weight Hits Back at Trolls After Landing Modelling Gig
Abyie Polden, 24 The fact that we have a free market ruled by the laws of supply and demand means that this female individual of the Human Race was chosen as a paragon of beauty by an overwhelmingly enthusiastic chunk of the population that just…
Ginger Faggot and His Repulsive Ape Quit Job as British Royals
I actually didn’t realize that quitting was an option when you were a member of a royal family. Apparently it is, however, and I’m very pleased with the decision of Harry to take his brutal ape and quit the royal family. Daily Mail : Buckingham…
Amazing Adventures in Single Motherhood: Mom’s Boyfriend Leaves Baby in Backpack, Baby Dies
An abundance of single mothers is a sign that your society is on the path to ultimate enlightenment, as there is nothing more noble and honorable than a single mother. They are like a kind of saint. In fact, every individual single mother is better…
White City Abolishes Bus Fare
What an incredibly convenient and logical thing to do. Better enjoy it before the city is flooded with brown people. Public transport is one of those things where socialism makes absolute sense. That’s because there’s only two kinds of people – those who use public…
UK’s First Transgender Parents Hope Their “Powerful” Story Will Bring Hope to Young People
Hannah and Jake Graf, vessels for demons. Will the kid be transgender too though? That would be even more progressive. Daily Mail : Trans couple Hannah and Jake Graf have revealed their hopes of inspiring members of the transgender community to believe that they can…
Deus Vult: Pious Christian Man Prosecuted for Trying to Save Children’s Lives (With Firebombs)
If God wills it, then there’s no helping it. Is it any surprise that today’s men are so disinclined towards justice and heroism? After all, heroic acts used to be rewarded with fame and honor – but today, even something as innocent as trying to…
Children are TWICE as Likely to Choose to Snack on an Apple After Watching Healthy Cooking TV
Glowing screens are a powerful influence on children — possibly even more so than parents and school. This shocking new study suggests that using these devices to promote positive stuff instead of detrimental junk appears to have an overall positive effect on the minds of…
Eating Liver, Heart, and Kidneys is Healthy and Helps the Environment, Doctors Say
Cooked liver. Organ meats are among the most wasted foods despite probably being the most nutritious. If people regularly ate even a little bit of these, everyone would be better off. Daily Mail : Vegans might want to look away now – because doctors are…
There Aren’t Enough Babies Being Eaten – We Need More Pit Bulls
If there’s one thing we can do without, it’s more babies. All dogs were designed (by… dog engineers… or whatever) in order to accomplish certain functions. Golden Retrievers are designed to assist hunters by retrieving prey without biting on them. German Shepherds were designed to…
Standard Black People McDonald’s Problems
Sherwin Torrance Overstreet just wanted some McNuggets. What is this man to do? McDonald’s employees can be very difficult. NBC 4 : Police in central Virginia are searching for a man who they say shot two workers in a McDonald’s restaurant. Lynchburg police say the…
“Pope” Francis Says Any Form of Violence Inflicted Upon a Woman is a Blasphemy Against God
The “Pope” has already apologized for attacking an innocent Asian woman. He should now apologize for blaspheming against God. Breitbart : “ Every form of violence inflicted upon a woman is a blasphemy against God, who was born of a woman ,” said Pope Francis…
Men Who Exercise Regularly Have Better Quality Semen Than Sedentary Ones, Study Suggests
Who would have thought that men who exercise regularly have better quality semen than men who don’t? Ben definitely has better quality breast milk though. Truly a shocking development. Reuters : Healthy young men who exercise regularly may have better quality semen than their sedentary…
Satanic Pederast Pope Apologizes for Attacking Asian Woman
Oh, great. The “pope” has apologized for his vicious attack on an Asian woman . Kinda brings into question the whole concept that he’s actually the pope though, no? If he was actually the Vicar of Christ then he wouldn’t be able to do anything…
Marvel Studios President Says Transgender Character and Gay Superhero are Coming “Very Soon”
If there’s one thing that all the fans of movies and comics everywhere have asked themselves at some point in their lives, it undoubtedly is “why doesn’t one of these characters chop off his dick and try to make the wound look like a fake…



















